What if you lived in Australia?

[effCup]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Geelong[...] and belong

That's poetry, mate.
"You hum it son; I'll play it."

[Hikarufan]

25C and blood starts flowing Anything over 38C is horrible. I go outside on days that are 40C, you might have been sweating a little bit but it's gone the second you're out the door. The hot dry north wind sucks up all moisture. The gate and mail box become branding irons as its metal heated by the sun. Bare feet on concrete is walking on hot coals and you do the little hot hot hot dance as you run. Santa Claus and xmas songs about snow make no fucking sense. The flies are endless, mossie's vampires at night, deadly brown snakes pancaked on boiling hot melting tarmac.... Fuck I love summer!

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Hikarufan

25C and blood starts flowing Anything over 38C is horrible. I go outside on days that are 40C, you might have been sweating a little bit but it's gone the second you're out the door. The hot dry north wind sucks up all moisture. The gate and mail box become branding irons as its metal heated by the sun. Bare feet on concrete is walking on hot coals and you do the little hot hot hot dance as you run. Santa Claus and xmas songs about snow make no fucking sense. The flies are endless, mossie's vampires at night, deadly brown snakes pancaked on boiling hot melting tarmac.... Fuck I love summer!

With all those flies do you have to sleep with a special net that surrounds your bed just in case the flies get into your house?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

With all those flies do you have to sleep with a special net that surrounds your bed just in case the flies get into your house?

Yeah, they're also known not just as flies, but Communists

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I hate every city Even if Melbourne has won worlds most liveable city numerous times

You're not still falling for that filthy capitalist propaganda are ya, mate?

World's most liveable cities for 2018

1. Vienna, Austria *(ninth year in a row)
2. Zürich, Switzerland
3. Auckland, New Zealand
4. Munich, Germany
5. Vancouver, Canada
6. Düsseldorf, Germany
7. Frankfurt, Germany
8. Geneva, Switzerland
9. Copenhagen, Denmark
10. Basel, Switzerland and Sydney, Australia

Reuters

http://www.traveller.com.au/worlds-m...ber-one-h0xsz8

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by blondifan

You're not still falling for that filthy capitalist propaganda are ya, mate?

Nope, It's good it hasn't won this year Has in the past though

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-...h-year/8812196

I'd never have awarded it to Melbourne

[Hikarufan]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

With all those flies do you have to sleep with a special net that surrounds your bed just in case the flies get into your house?

Nah, they go away at night. But between some insect spray, a fly swatter and the dog, I don't get that many living in the house for long. Mosquito's are the little terrors at night.

But the flies are commies and the mozzies are militant feminists.

[Sir Honkers]

We hung a mossie zapper up in the hall outside out bedroom and every now and again you hear an very satisfying zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
I never realised my wife had such an evil cackle.

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I never realised my wife had such an evil cackle.

Always the last to know.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

We hung a mossie zapper up in the hall

I was expecting irritating insects everywhere, not to mention deadly spiders & snakes, because it was high summer. But never saw a live one. Maybe they knew loosegoose was close