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January 10th, 2015, 10:53 AM

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January 10th, 2015, 11:14 AM

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You wouldn't chip is $20 at a bucks party to see a Mother / Daughter act

You're right ES, I would not.

I would definitely chip in for a bit more material in that skirt though.

Les Misérables? Fucking right!

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January 10th, 2015, 04:45 PM	#1773
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	If I lived in Australia, I'd be a nervous wreck with all those poisonous and dangerous creatures ready to bite and sting you.

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I remember a news report from when Bronwyn Bishop was Defense Minister in the Howard Government saying she was "the first woman to go down on an Australian submarine".

That would explain the wide mouth.

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If I lived in Australia, I'd be a nervous wreck with all those poisonous and dangerous creatures ready to bite and sting you.

What?...You don't have politicians where you come from?

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... all those poisonous and dangerous creatures ready to bite and sting you.

Meet our PM. Minister for Women's Affairs.

Seriously! Someone lovingly baked this.
Would you like a slice?

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Isn't that a blow too low? Not everyone has a package from|for Texas.

Yeah, right, just bend down and touch your toes.

Just thinking that it would be easier if he had on boardies. Not many folks wear the budgie smugglers in my area. Hell, nobody around here would even know what you meant by saying "budgie smugglers."

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...nobody around here would even know what you meant by saying "budgie smugglers."

I didn't know either, until I realized they mean Abbott's "peanut hammock"

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That is the most disgusting comment on this whole site. (Shuddering at the thought)

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