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April 24th, 2018, 03:02 AM | #2601 |
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The next time you need to douche I wish it wouldn't be outside on the front lawn with the garden hose!
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April 24th, 2018, 03:13 AM | #2602 |
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Suck my dick, stroke it, lick my balls, swallow my load, and stick your tongue up my ass then maybe I'll take you out next weekend ... or the following weekend!
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April 24th, 2018, 11:08 AM | #2603 |
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What good is your having an unlisted phone number when hundreds of guys across the State have it?
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April 24th, 2018, 11:16 AM | #2604 |
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Yes that's lipstick on my dick, I keep telling your mother to start using the non-smearing type.
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April 24th, 2018, 12:00 PM | #2605 |
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4340 I heard Habanero Sauce on a condom makes perfect anal lube
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April 24th, 2018, 12:07 PM | #2606 |
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There you have it ladies and gentlemen, you've heard it from a pro and one who knows.
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April 24th, 2018, 12:13 PM | #2607 |
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4341:
If it weren't for me passing along to your father what sexually excites and arouses your mother in the sack she would have left him years ago!
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Now I'd like to pass along a few positions to you that your mother showed me!
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April 26th, 2018, 12:01 PM | #2609 |
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4342:
Just think of me as Mr Whipple in the Charmin commercial and stop squeezing my poor aching balls so damn hard!
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April 29th, 2018, 10:31 AM | #2610 |
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If your landlord is deducting $20 off the rent for every blowjob you give him then you must be living here practically rent free!
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