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**Mal Hombre** · September 12th, 2011, 07:41 PM

The Teacher asks Little Johnny Why He was late,Johnny says
My Dad got burned today
Badly?
They don't f*ck about at that Crematorium.....

**sweatyhat** · September 12th, 2011, 07:41 PM

Our estate is so rough we don't even have Jehovah's Witnesses.
We've got Jehovah's Bystanders because they witness fckk all.

**Mal Hombre** · September 12th, 2011, 07:43 PM

More Chubby:
I asked The landlady, If I could look round,She said You look pretty round to Me....

**Jeff Vader** · September 12th, 2011, 07:57 PM

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse

**sweatyhat** · September 12th, 2011, 08:01 PM

Messi went on a date with a girl

When they arrived at her home, the girl had to get ready for sex. So she went to the bathroom ...

When the girl came back, she was shocked to see two naked men, next to Messi. And she asked hysterically WHO THE FCKK IS THAT?

Messi gets ashamed and says "Sorry but i cant perform without Xavi and Iniesta!"

**Jeff Vader** · September 12th, 2011, 08:33 PM

A guy at work had a right go at me for spelling the word "Armageddon" wrong this morning.
But why bother.. its not the end the world.

**Mal Hombre** · September 12th, 2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

A guy at work had a right go at me for spelling the word "Armageddon" wrong this morning.
But why bother.. its not the end the world.

Reminds Me Of when I learned to spell "Apocalypse",That was a revelation.....

**Jeff Vader** · September 12th, 2011, 09:38 PM

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl. I thought to myself please dont get an erection, please dont get an erection.

But she did

Hot Solar · September 12th, 2011, 10:34 PM

Went to my first wife swapping party last night, really worked out well too, I got a 20 piece socket set for her.

**Jeff Vader** · September 12th, 2011, 10:50 PM

My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it.

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September 12th, 2011, 07:41 PM	#2122
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Roy 'Chubby' Brown Our estate is so rough we don't even have Jehovah's Witnesses. We've got Jehovah's Bystanders because they witness fckk all. __________________

September 12th, 2011, 07:43 PM	#2123
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,719 Times in 57,565 Posts	More Chubby: I asked The landlady, If I could look round,She said You look pretty round to Me.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 12th, 2011, 08:01 PM	#2125
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Off Sickipedia Messi went on a date with a girl When they arrived at her home, the girl had to get ready for sex. So she went to the bathroom ... When the girl came back, she was shocked to see two naked men, next to Messi. And she asked hysterically WHO THE FCKK IS THAT? Messi gets ashamed and says "Sorry but i cant perform without Xavi and Iniesta!" __________________

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September 12th, 2011, 07:57 PM	#2124
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,019 Times in 6,511 Posts	What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock up a girl's arse

September 12th, 2011, 08:33 PM	#2126
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,019 Times in 6,511 Posts	A guy at work had a right go at me for spelling the word "Armageddon" wrong this morning. But why bother.. its not the end the world.

September 12th, 2011, 09:38 PM	#2128
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,019 Times in 6,511 Posts	I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy thai girl. I thought to myself please dont get an erection, please dont get an erection. But she did

September 12th, 2011, 10:34 PM	#2129
Hot Solar Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 99 Thanks: 241 Thanked 1,422 Times in 97 Posts	Went to my first wife swapping party last night, really worked out well too, I got a 20 piece socket set for her.

September 12th, 2011, 10:50 PM	#2130
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,019 Times in 6,511 Posts	My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.