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April 18th, 2017, 04:20 PM	#12151
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do men with one inch cocks have for breakfast ? , Well this morning I had muesli __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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"What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast ?
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Today I had a boiled egg"
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"What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast ?
Today I had a boiled egg"
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April 21st, 2017, 09:58 PM	#12157
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,753 Times in 57,565 Posts	My nephew fell asleep at a party so I shaved off His eyebrows and drew a cock on his forehead.His mother was furious when She looked in the pram.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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