Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 273

**Glen Quagmire** · May 9th, 2018, 10:53 PM

ball7's love of his life is made in rubber and was sold by the local porn-shop.

**Welderman** · May 9th, 2018, 11:03 PM

Streets, Has a Roo missing in the top paddock..

**ball7** · May 9th, 2018, 11:11 PM

Jokerman lost the love of his life to the IRS

**lagerlout** · May 10th, 2018, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Lagerlout found his true calling in the public toilets at JFK Airport

Which was arresting ball7 for Public Indecency & lewd behaviour

**ball7** · May 10th, 2018, 05:42 AM

Glen Quagmire just mooned an entire Bikers gang.

Estreeter · May 10th, 2018, 12:32 PM

putin5

caused the Chernobyl nuclear plant explosion

chromax · May 10th, 2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

palo5 during World War 2 was known as "the Audie Murphy of the Russian Army" because he had won every medal that could be awarded to a soldier, but he almost lost all his medals and honors because when the Russians had captured Berlin palo5 got into a heated argument with a Russian general and slapped him silly. palo5 was taken into custody and court martialed. Unfortunatley it looked bad for palo5 because he did not have enough money to hire a really good lawyer, but in the nick of time all of the Captains, Majors, Colonels and even the Sergeants that he had become friends with during the many war campaigns started to donate money to his cause and he was able to hire a really great lawyer who won his case. palo5 was honorably discharged from the Russian Army at the end of the war with all his honors and medals and his home town even gave him a parade.

Yeah, I read that story on my history book and it's a lesson not to be forgotten. It shows that even the worse tragedies may come to a happy ending... if you pay a valuable lawyer

**palo5** · May 10th, 2018, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chromax

Yeah, I read that story on my history book and it's a lesson not to be forgotten. It shows that even the worse tragedies may come to a happy ending... if you pay a valuable lawyer

Except it wasn't true, because I was the NKVD officer who arrested the General -- he was the guy who needed the lawyer

Estreeter · May 10th, 2018, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Except it wasn't true

Here's a 100% truth , remember that PM you sent me , about your preferred avatar

I'll remind you and let everyone else in on it

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Estreeter, need your advise, I really like and want to use the picture here for my avatar ..... what do you think

not too gay I hope ??? Only an honest opinion and no sarcastic reply please, I am seriously wanting to use it

**palo5** · May 10th, 2018, 06:16 PM

Talking of lawyers, Estreeter was always thought a mob hitman. And one day CSI found jeans of his with blood traces of 44 homicide victims. But the lawyer explained that Estreeter regularly borrowed pants from his his gay lovers, and he was acquitted. Now he's a SuperMod -- sheesh!

May 9th, 2018, 10:53 PM	#2721
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May 9th, 2018, 11:03 PM	#2722
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May 10th, 2018, 12:32 PM	#2726
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,891 Times in 60,322 Posts	putin5 caused the Chernobyl nuclear plant explosion __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 9th, 2018, 11:11 PM	#2723
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Jokerman lost the love of his life to the IRS

May 10th, 2018, 05:42 AM	#2725
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Glen Quagmire just mooned an entire Bikers gang.

May 10th, 2018, 06:16 PM	#2730
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Talking of lawyers, Estreeter was always thought a mob hitman. And one day CSI found jeans of his with blood traces of 44 homicide victims. But the lawyer explained that Estreeter regularly borrowed pants from his his gay lovers, and he was acquitted. Now he's a SuperMod -- sheesh!