Post your corny jokes - Page 1347

**photoflex** · June 19th, 2018, 08:38 PM

Why is football so competitive? Both teams would get far more goals if they cooperated with one another.

MaxJoker · June 20th, 2018, 09:36 AM

What's the difference between a Muslim and the Hindenburg ?,

The Hindenburg didn't think it`d get 72 virgins once it blew up.

**trailmaster** · June 20th, 2018, 01:44 PM

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad, " he replied.
"You're in Ireland now." replied the teacher, "So
from now on you will be known as Mike".

Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike".
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."

**Silklover** · June 20th, 2018, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

....The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."

Most likely Mike then was beaten up by the teacher for swearing in the class.

MaxJoker · June 20th, 2018, 02:10 PM

Not saying am ugly ,

Only the blind girl I`m dating insists on the lights being off before we have sex.

**mrfixit** · June 21st, 2018, 08:36 PM

**seivad** · June 21st, 2018, 08:56 PM

Got a load of trouble and strife yesterday, the wife came home early and found me with my hands in the dishwasher.

Dishwasher wasn't happy either, I hadn't told her I was married.

**Silklover** · June 22nd, 2018, 08:31 AM

Avoid rape, say yes!

**Silklover** · June 22nd, 2018, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by photoflex

Why is football so competitive? Both teams would get far more goals if they cooperated with one another.

What do you think the part of the goal-keepers would be in that cooperation?

I would cheer!

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 10:35 AM

Men on average think about sex every tits seconds.

June 19th, 2018, 08:38 PM	#13461
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June 20th, 2018, 01:44 PM	#13463
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,166 Times in 60,062 Posts	"What's your name?", asked the teacher. "Mohammad, " he replied. "You're in Ireland now." replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike". Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day Mohammad?", his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike". "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."

June 21st, 2018, 08:56 PM	#13467
seivad Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Old South Wales Posts: 3,171 Thanks: 28,051 Thanked 35,009 Times in 3,168 Posts	Got a load of trouble and strife yesterday, the wife came home early and found me with my hands in the dishwasher. Dishwasher wasn't happy either, I hadn't told her I was married.

June 22nd, 2018, 08:31 AM	#13468
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