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January 28th, 2011, 02:38 PM | #11 |
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Of course I wont get too drunk...
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January 28th, 2011, 02:45 PM | #12 |
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I don't look at porn online.....
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January 28th, 2011, 03:10 PM | #13 |
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I said I could write my name on a wall with a machine-gun when I was drunk
Wasn't true, of course. I was on the language staff, and almost never used weapons |
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January 28th, 2011, 03:46 PM | #14 |
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I do want to settle down , get married and start a family (But not with you , with a deaf , mute millionaress with a heart condition)
What do you mean i act as if i never want to be seen in public with you , we went out together just last night ( When i held that torch while you put the bins out)
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January 28th, 2011, 03:46 PM | #15 |
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i was not looking at your sister's boobs
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January 28th, 2011, 03:48 PM | #16 |
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Not that`s not lipstick on my cheek , and what are you looking at my arse for anyway !
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January 28th, 2011, 03:49 PM | #17 |
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no really i enjoy shoe shopping with you, i don't mind missing the beah volleyball to do it at all
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January 28th, 2011, 03:49 PM | #18 |
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I promise I won't cum in your mouth..
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January 28th, 2011, 03:52 PM | #19 |
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Sure that`s fine order the lobster , no problem
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January 28th, 2011, 03:54 PM | #20 |
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trust me i'm a gynecologist
it's alright you cannot get pregnan the first time you are safe I've had the snip of couse i will still love you tomorrow |
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