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Old May 22nd, 2018, 09:07 AM   #2851
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SpEffects was once a suspect in a double homicide - he was cleared when the police gave him an IQ test.
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Old May 22nd, 2018, 05:22 PM   #2852
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Estreeter spent half his life in the can. That's where he learned to be a mod
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Old May 22nd, 2018, 07:16 PM   #2854
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Growing up in the tough streets of Harlem, Sam Spade, learned a trick or two.
Most of those tricks he uses today in his job as a kindergarden teacher.
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GlenQuagmire thinks three tits is company, two is crowd
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Old May 22nd, 2018, 10:17 PM   #2856
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buttsie got his nickname many years ago. He used to go to bars and sit at a table near the women's rest room. buttsie would rate the women's bums(butts) as they walked by. A woman with a flat bum would get a number on the lower part of the scale, however, a woman with a full, curvaceous, swaying bum would get a number on the higher part of the scale. Yep that's buttsie connoisseur of bums!

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Old May 23rd, 2018, 09:34 AM   #2857
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Yesterday, the 77 year old Wendigo got pulled over for riding his wife on the LA freeway
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Estreeter spent years training to be a monk until he learned about sex.
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Estreeter spent years training to be a monk until he learned about sex.

So he quit the monastery and trained to be a Priest instead
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