Did your mum find your porn mags?

[lurkeyturkey]

Did anyone elses mum clear out their stash of porn?

I remember being rumbled on a couple of occasions when she found my stash and subsequently gave me disapproving talking to. The funny thing is when I was 16 we had workmen in the house doing some work in the bathroom, when they left mum found a copy of Club International in there. She asked me had I left 'one of my magazines' behind, I said that I hadn't (honestly), so she gave it to me!

I kept that particular magazine (featuring Andrea Clarke brushing her teeth and getting toothpaste all over her boobs) for quite a few years for sentimental reasons!

[akula]

Yes,she found it,but she could not open it,because the Pages was glued togehter.... ;D

[Meglos]

My old Mum found my whole stash under my bed whilst clearing to move house. I was away at sea at the time. When I got home on leave to my new address, there was a box in my new bedroom with "magazines, NOT DIRTY ONES" written on it ! My dear old Mum had ditched the fucking lot, there were Whitehouses, Pr*****s, Mayfairs, Park Lanes, Playbirds, CCs, its breaks my heart to think of the material that was lost.

Still, not as bad as being caught wanking with a 1967 hoover, you can't use todays models, too powerful.

Meglos

[Icarus46]

Still, not as bad as being caught wanking with a 1967 hoover, you can't use todays models, too powerful.

My first porn consisted of various cuttings. I remember being caught noving them right before going to school one day, knowing that the moment I left my room my mum was going to go in and get them. Boy did I get a roasting that evening. Of course, I blamed it on an unknown someone stuffing them into my bag at school without me knowing The excuse payed off!
The one that really got me though was a copy of Fiesta that I absolutely LOVED, in a drawer in between a ton of regular mags. It went missing. I later found it under my parents matress!!! Soon after it disappeared :-[
After that I always locked up my stash in a filing box I had.

[AlanF]

My mum MUST have found some mags of mine stashed under the materass, but never said a word......all part of growing up.
I had a cool mum when I was a teenager.

[goldentaurus2001]

When I was a child, my mother was the one, who censored every usual magazine by glueing some little paper sheets on every naked boobies she found: advertisings, magazine covers and so one. She wants to protect me, but she makes me really and more curious about womens anatomy.
A good schoolfriend of mine, gaves me the first porn mag with masturbating girls in it, when I was at the age of 15. Wow, it was a revelation for me and I wanted more. So my collection grows very fast and it was very hard to hide them. And she found it, but no word about her discovery to me at this time.

A year later some really 'nice' neighbour – a dirty old asshole – starts a rumour that I could be gay. So my mother told to everybody who asked her about this: "My son is absolutely not a gay, I know it"
Some days later she said to me: "Hey son, I know that you're not gay, because I found your 'special' mags. Now don't be ashamed about this, it's OK!" And then she said:"At first, I was disgusted. But then I thought, hey, he's a normal growing up teenager and he is curious about girls, so what?!" Then she told me something more about relationship between man and woman, and that these mags only showing a small part and mostly presenting a distorted view of love.
After that day, she never more said any words about my mags. So I think I really had and have one of the greatest mums ever.

Greetz
goldentaurus2001

[maxedout]

My mum MUST have found some mags of mine stashed under the materass, but never said a word

My mum was the same - she threw out any she found but never mentioned them - probably relieved I wasn't gay.
Mind you, she couldn't say much as my dad got the Sun, with it's topless page 3 girl's, every day.

BTW - while we're on the subject, I found this at http://www.fstdt.com/ (Fundies say the darndest things)
It's a genuine post from a prayer forum

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

Hmm ... let's see ... 16 year old son ... dirty magazine with men in it ... so he must have a secret girlfriend. ???

Occam's razor disagrees - does the phrase "self delusional" mean anything?

[mrfear]

Same old story - same crap hiding places! My mum found a load of my mags - Razzles, Fiestas etc. down the side of my bed. She just asked me to hide them better so she didn't find 'em when she was cleaning! I asked her if she had told my Dad (I was quite scared of him) and she said that she had and was annoyed because he'd run upstairs to have a good old look. Heh, heh!

[broxyma]

Worse still - I used to wait for my parents to go to sleep before getting out my porn mags for a late night wank. No problems, until one awful night. As usual, I'd spread copies of Fiesta over the bed, open at all the good pages, and was just getting ready to go, when I heard movements on the landing. They werer still awake, and had seen that my light was still on.

In walked my father, and found me ready to go, porn mags spread all over the bed. All he said was 'go to bed - you should be asleep'!

[amsleem2002]

I think he is a good father but i think he ought to speak to u later , takecare ;D