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Old June 20th, 2018, 06:23 AM   #3061
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Ball7 operates the only theatre to still show Brokeback Mountain , as its his favorite film showing his life style .
And he recently purchased a follow-up, Brokenbackdoor Man.
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Old June 20th, 2018, 09:33 PM   #3062
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Wimbo77 got into a fight with the mascot for the Japanese soccer team. According to the NY Times Wimbo made a sushi out of the mascot.
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Old June 21st, 2018, 06:50 AM   #3063
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One day Estreeter tried to figure out how the world could be without Bruce's music
and sadly had to admit it would be much more better.
Hence he tried to hang himself with no rope.
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Old June 21st, 2018, 07:03 AM   #3064
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As soon as trailmaster obtained the Veteran status at VEF he started shouting
"fuck you charlies! I'll drop the bomb and kill you all!"
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Old June 21st, 2018, 08:04 AM   #3065
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Estreeter is so gay, he glows in the dark
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Old June 21st, 2018, 04:28 PM   #3066
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Jen is a bitch.
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Old June 21st, 2018, 04:53 PM   #3067
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Jen is a bitch.

If you said that outside this thread, she would send 10,000 volts to your keyboard
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Silicone Carne has sex dolls you can't imagine

One is an exact replica of Pamela Anderson. It's so realistic, he can even feel the implants. And it has battery-powered lips & vagina. Estreeter would have bought one too, but the doll is normal and doesn't do anal
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Mal Hombre is black but only from the waist down.
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Jen is a bitch.
That's what some say after stalking without success
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