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July 24th, 2011, 10:12 AM | #1 |
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The corrupt a wish game
Blatantly stolen from elsewhere.
Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person grants you your wish - but corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on. For example - I wish I had a cock that reached the floor. Response: Your cock now reaches the floor as both your legs fall off. I wish that I could fly like Superman |
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July 24th, 2011, 10:23 AM | #2 |
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You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.
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July 24th, 2011, 10:26 AM | #3 |
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July 24th, 2011, 10:46 AM | #4 |
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You can now time travel,But only by one minute back or forward.
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July 24th, 2011, 11:03 AM | #7 |
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You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.
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I wish I had arms like Popeye.
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July 24th, 2011, 11:22 AM | #10 |
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You now have arms like Popeye but You have to marry Olive Oyl
I wish I could pass through solid matter
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