What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 78

**old alal** · June 26th, 2017, 06:33 AM

Isn't that what I said (sic) but using almost exclusively different words.

716. and an addendum to 711. All the good guys, especially the women are very attractive, whereas the bad guys are usually huge, covered in tats, take drugs, are often meglomaniacle Brits, violent Eastern Europeans, often Russian, and if not those are black.

nudgenudge · June 26th, 2017, 12:42 PM

717
No matter in what city or location when a car arrives at a scene there will always be at least one car space available right outside,most likely two so as to avoid prallel parking.

**Baresfan** · June 26th, 2017, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by steamjon

To be fair, the black sidekick in James Bond was white for 40 years!

"Quarrel, fetch my shoes." Sean Connery in Dr. No.

**KissArmy** · June 27th, 2017, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by nudgenudge

717
No matter in what city or location when a car arrives at a scene there will always be at least one car space available right outside,most likely two so as to avoid prallel parking.

As proven so well in the movie Scarface. Who knew there is ample curbside parking on Ocean Boulevard running along Miami Beach? Oh, and during bikini season too.

**george anson** · June 28th, 2017, 11:02 AM

712 - Aliens have an almost perfect command of the English language.
713 - Aliens preferred primary invasion site is almost always the USA
714 - A lack of oxygen and indeed the near vacuum of space almost always has no effect on cast characters.

**MemoryHunter** · September 27th, 2017, 08:25 PM

715. Most Teen Horror Films.
No one smokes, but at least one of the group will have matches or a lighter. Matches that never get damp even if they have been underwater or a lighter (always a zippo) that never runs out of petrol or flint, even if found after years of disuse. Megawatt light output comes as standard too.

**PJayBr** · September 28th, 2017, 03:21 PM

716. All women in the movies (and on TV) wear quite substantial underwear under the night clothes. This is the only reason I can think of that Sarah Michelle Geller's nipples were never out and about on the many occasions Buffy was in her jimjams....).

**JK2001** · September 29th, 2017, 03:17 PM

717. Keep away from the greenhouse

**Sir Honkers** · September 30th, 2017, 03:29 AM

718: The last two hours was all just a dream...psycho music....or was it!!!!!!!

cartman · October 1st, 2017, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

718: The last two hours was all just a dream...psycho music....or was it!!!!!!!

Sounds like Human Centipede 2, child crying instead of psycho music.

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