We've agreed we all masturbate regularly, but........ - Page 2

**PJayBr** · January 12th, 2016, 09:56 AM

So.......

If on my own I use my imagination and our usual "clean up after sex" towel that lies festering by the bed.

If with the missus, we kiss and cuddle and I use her breasts or bush for a target. She particularly likes my home made and fully organic lubricant on her pussy when she's getting the toys out for a moment of self-pleasuring immediately afterwards.

**dbailey** · January 12th, 2016, 11:18 AM

Secretly, silently and with shame!

And as many images of girls in heels and nylon as I can find

Hikarufan · January 12th, 2016, 11:37 AM

A friend of mine, she really likes carrots and shows me what she can do with them. That's all I need!

January 12th, 2016, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hikarufan

A friend of mine, she really likes carrots and shows me what she can do with them. That's all I need!

Yummy!!!

bb77 · January 12th, 2016, 07:08 PM

A page 3 girl in the paper is my preferred receptacle. Looks great and easily disposable when you are done. Wouldn't like to be the one collecting my recycling though!

**rosestone** · January 12th, 2016, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Would it stand up in court,Though...

So long as it was pro-bono.

Err, I look at naughty pics of my wife that she sends me. And I'm a hygiene freak, so the answer to 'how?' is 'with due care and attention'.

**Sir Honkers** · January 13th, 2016, 10:04 AM

You may have agreed...I couldn't possibly comment.

**trailmaster** · January 31st, 2016, 02:06 PM

I did it almost every night to help me fall asleep. I would have fantasies of all the lovely women I worked with, and there were many, because most of the techs in hospital labs are women. In my lab, the Biochemistry lab there was this great redhead "Deanna" who always wore tight pants probably to flaunt her great curvaceous spongy butt. There was also this tall blond who also had a great butt and huge breasts. I would often think about her when I jacked off at night. Some of my orgasms were incredible.

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January 12th, 2016, 09:56 AM	#11
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,689 Times in 1,280 Posts	So....... If on my own I use my imagination and our usual "clean up after sex" towel that lies festering by the bed. If with the missus, we kiss and cuddle and I use her breasts or bush for a target. She particularly likes my home made and fully organic lubricant on her pussy when she's getting the toys out for a moment of self-pleasuring immediately afterwards.

January 12th, 2016, 11:18 AM	#12
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	Secretly, silently and with shame! And as many images of girls in heels and nylon as I can find

January 12th, 2016, 11:37 AM	#13
Hikarufan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Down under Posts: 399 Thanks: 68 Thanked 4,200 Times in 395 Posts	A friend of mine, she really likes carrots and shows me what she can do with them. That's all I need!

January 12th, 2016, 07:08 PM	#15
bb77 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 224 Thanks: 917 Thanked 1,735 Times in 218 Posts	A page 3 girl in the paper is my preferred receptacle. Looks great and easily disposable when you are done. Wouldn't like to be the one collecting my recycling though!

January 13th, 2016, 10:04 AM	#17
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,145 Times in 30,297 Posts	You may have agreed...I couldn't possibly comment.

January 31st, 2016, 02:06 PM	#18
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,183 Times in 60,069 Posts	I did it almost every night to help me fall asleep. I would have fantasies of all the lovely women I worked with, and there were many, because most of the techs in hospital labs are women. In my lab, the Biochemistry lab there was this great redhead "Deanna" who always wore tight pants probably to flaunt her great curvaceous spongy butt. There was also this tall blond who also had a great butt and huge breasts. I would often think about her when I jacked off at night. Some of my orgasms were incredible.