Anyone with a crush on Theresa May too? - Page 2

Charlie Black · May 26th, 2017, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

Can you not be opposed to both? I'm not keen on the "it could be far worse" excuse on any topic (oft used in politics!)

Anyway, as you rightly say, not really the gist of this light-hearted topic. So I'll just say that, no, I don't find Theresa May at all attractive. You may remember that in the past some people had a similar reaction to Mrs Thatcher and I didn't get that one either.

Do you think some chaps are attracted to powerful women?

I think that's what I was trying to say.

Nothing is meant as an endorsement of her policies. In fact as has now become clear, a vote for her is a vote for internet censorship!

**@llatse@** · May 29th, 2017, 05:53 PM

Yes....I admit it.....I want to pork Mrs May

I'm not proud of it and I probably need therapy.......but it could be worse...it could be Frau Merkel

**Greenman** · May 30th, 2017, 06:44 PM

You need SERIOUS help!

I am sorry that anyone could find her attractive and to me unfortunately she is beginning to turn in Thatcher Mk II

**vinceprince** · May 30th, 2017, 07:50 PM

She reminds me of an elderly next neighbour we had in my teens. Whenever I got an unwanted erection I used to think of her to make it go down quickly.

Been a while since I've had any need to do that.

**Greenman** · May 31st, 2017, 07:48 PM

I think this could be expanded to who would you want to bonk from this line-up?

Amber Rudd(Conservative home secretary)
Nicola Sturgeon(SNP jimmy krankie lookalike)
Caroline Lucas(Green co-leader)
Leanne Wood(Plaid Cmyru-Wales)
Diane Abbott-(Shadow Home Secretary)

If pushed I would say Leanne Wood, because you know what they say about Welsh women, frugal in the market, pious in church, rampant in the bedroom, boyo!

**teaktop** · May 31st, 2017, 08:49 PM

Now Im not saying she is unattractive but VEF have gone slightly OTT..
Any talk or images of Ms May is not allowed to be posted on VEF all material of that person or company is forbidden on this forum
Rules
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/announcement.php?f=6

**73north** · May 31st, 2017, 10:03 PM

strong and stable May - no weak and wobbly - oh dear !

**@llatse@** · June 1st, 2017, 07:55 AM

Look if you're gonna take the name of a major porn star and wear "f*ck me" shoes, leather etc......gotta be a bit of a goer.....and a Vicars Daughter....positively screams Sunday Tabloid Headlines.

"PM from Vicars to lost knickers in foot fetish clench with sordid VEF member.....after porn name mix up"

**luca3434** · June 1st, 2017, 08:43 AM

So is she bushy, trimmed, or shaved? I would say trimmed.

**@llatse@** · June 1st, 2017, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luca3434

So is she bushy, trimmed, or shaved? I would say trimmed.

Splendidly hairy I should imagine.....she seems rather old school.

Didn't she say "Boy Jobs and Girl Jobs" (funny she didn't mention blow jobs) on TV. So I guess it's missionary mostly and maybe from behind on your birthday and Christmas. Maybe a light spanking if she's feeling playful.

Either that or she's a full on dungeon running dominatrix......Tory MPs do call her mummy......damn I'm gonna have to slip one off the wrist now

May 29th, 2017, 05:53 PM	#12
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Yes....I admit it.....I want to pork Mrs May I'm not proud of it and I probably need therapy.......but it could be worse...it could be Frau Merkel __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

May 30th, 2017, 06:44 PM	#13
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,516 Times in 19,356 Posts	You need SERIOUS help! I am sorry that anyone could find her attractive and to me unfortunately she is beginning to turn in Thatcher Mk II __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

May 31st, 2017, 07:48 PM	#15
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,516 Times in 19,356 Posts	I think this could be expanded to who would you want to bonk from this line-up? Amber Rudd(Conservative home secretary) Nicola Sturgeon(SNP jimmy krankie lookalike) Caroline Lucas(Green co-leader) Leanne Wood(Plaid Cmyru-Wales) Diane Abbott-(Shadow Home Secretary) If pushed I would say Leanne Wood, because you know what they say about Welsh women, frugal in the market, pious in church, rampant in the bedroom, boyo! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

May 31st, 2017, 08:49 PM	#16
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,057 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,198 Times in 7,076 Posts	Mrs May is Banned Now Im not saying she is unattractive but VEF have gone slightly OTT.. Any talk or images of Ms May is not allowed to be posted on VEF all material of that person or company is forbidden on this forum Rules http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/announcement.php?f=6 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 1st, 2017, 07:55 AM	#18
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Look if you're gonna take the name of a major porn star and wear "fck me" shoes, leather etc......gotta be a bit of a goer.....and a Vicars Daughter....positively screams Sunday Tabloid Headlines. "PM from Vicars to lost knickers in foot fetish clench with sordid VEF member.....after porn name mix up"* __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

May 30th, 2017, 07:50 PM	#14
vinceprince 13th Duke of Wybourne Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Me, Here? In a sixth-form girl's dormitory? At 3 in the morning? With my reputation? Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 8,082 Thanked 21,964 Times in 2,076 Posts	She reminds me of an elderly next neighbour we had in my teens. Whenever I got an unwanted erection I used to think of her to make it go down quickly. Been a while since I've had any need to do that.

May 31st, 2017, 10:03 PM	#17
73north Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 1,890 Thanks: 16,324 Thanked 39,349 Times in 1,847 Posts	strong and stable May - no weak and wobbly - oh dear !

June 1st, 2017, 08:43 AM	#19
luca3434 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 576 Thanks: 1,329 Thanked 13,124 Times in 559 Posts	So is she bushy, trimmed, or shaved? I would say trimmed.

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