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Old June 10th, 2017, 11:39 PM   #371
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When you think politicians from yesteryear were principled or decent.

It might also mean you are delusional.
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Old June 11th, 2017, 03:35 PM   #372
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When you think politicians from yesteryear were principled or decent.

It might also mean you are delusional.
I do believe that politicians from yesteryear were principled and decent; men like Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower, Daniel Moynahan, Sam Rayburn, Robert Kennedy and Robert LaFollette. I'm just not delusional enough to think that all politicians were like that.

"A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen."

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Old October 15th, 2017, 11:06 PM   #373
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You know you are old when you are 80.
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You know you are old when you are 80.
As an albeit sprightly seventy nine year old , I beg to differ
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Old October 17th, 2017, 03:11 PM   #378
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Old October 17th, 2017, 03:43 PM   #379
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When the world you currently live in is full of people, compagnies or everything that have to express excuses anytime and anywhere because a single thing they say or do can shock someone somewhere on the planet.
You say you don't like dogs? You'll have to excuse yourself because some dog lover association Will be offended. That's just an example where the PC bullshit can go these days.
And what about jokes? People can't take jokes today.
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