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December 24th, 2018, 01:55 PM | #7001 |
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So am I , at least the drunken part
He didn't sit on Santa's knee , Santa had his pants down and he sat upon his lap and thus his first anal , a Christmas Miracle . |
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December 24th, 2018, 06:21 PM | #7002 |
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My understanding is that Fu Manchu, who belongs to a race of very smart people, has 3 separate estates on an island about the size of Great Britain. The island is off the coast of Manchuria and he uses a SkyProwler type of craft to go from estate to estate. He has a Pussy Galore living with him on each estate. These females do not know each other. His Pussies manage the day-to-day operations of his estates (they do the house cleaning themselves), work as his accountants, and service him sexually on command. Is my understanding correct?
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December 24th, 2018, 06:34 PM | #7003 |
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I wonder if anyone will be online here tomorrow, or will they too busy sleeping late, then spending hours tearing open presents, eating like pigs and then getting drunk and staying drunk the rest of the day and evening and then call in sick to work the next day(unless they have the day after Christmas off.)!
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December 24th, 2018, 09:03 PM | #7004 |
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I'll correct myself, Santa is a drunken cunt, with a real cute butt It's tomorrow here now, I'm on killing an hour while waitin' for the bathroom to be free
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December 24th, 2018, 09:55 PM | #7005 | |
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December 24th, 2018, 10:08 PM | #7006 |
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I'll be here tomorrow...and the day after that..and the day after that..etc.
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December 24th, 2018, 10:17 PM | #7007 | ||
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Have a great Christmas TM. Thank the Lord. The world and its very sanity are safe...for now! |
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December 24th, 2018, 10:31 PM | #7008 |
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GM has thanked me twice so I already have enjoyed a christmas miracle. As for the mean spirited or lazy wankers who cant be arsed to press the thanks button ( I dont mean for me) may the christmas feast give them dysentery, may their booze be antifreeze, may their relatives disown them after an almighty fucking row and generally much other disgusting and varied shit should be their lot.
Merry christmas to those who understand reciprocity. |
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December 24th, 2018, 11:11 PM | #7009 |
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You can say a lot of things about you English guys. Heaven is a place where the English are ... Hell is a place where the English are ... All joking aside you guys make the best bitter beer in the world. Better than the Australians.
If I were to give you, VEF moderators who are citizens of England, a Christmas present it would be a life-size blowup doll of my favorite English actress. Greenman and bloke57 are also on my gift list. Greenman because he is a retired moderator and bloke57 because he is a good bloke. Last edited by Estreeter; December 25th, 2018 at 09:14 AM.. Reason: image link |
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December 25th, 2018, 12:03 AM | #7010 | |
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Well TM I guess we will find out who has a life outside of VEF huh? Oh by the way I will be here. |
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