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December 3rd, 2018, 12:44 PM | #3711 |
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December 3rd, 2018, 03:58 PM | #3712 |
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Trails , this threads winner ?
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December 4th, 2018, 02:09 PM | #3713 |
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I won the contest for eating the most shrimp of all the other contestants, and I got this great trophy and a check for $10,000, and a t-shirt. However, the next day I was rushed to the hospital and died of food poisoning. One of the contestants was a competitor of mine who always either lost or got second place and he poisoned my portion. Oh well, at least I got to fc..k my big titty girlfriend the night before! |
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December 4th, 2018, 03:32 PM | #3714 |
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December 4th, 2018, 03:44 PM | #3715 |
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Although am also Thread winning
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December 5th, 2018, 09:59 AM | #3716 |
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Some might say it was even worse for Trails than losing twice in a two day row to me
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December 5th, 2018, 11:17 AM | #3717 |
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MaxJoker stayed in the Norwich pub too long and then, drunk as a skunk had to take the subway home, but as he was waiting on the platform these rowdy kids bumped into him and knocked him onto the tracks. He was too inebriated to move. Luckily trailmaster was on that train and sitting in the first car saw the Joker lying on the tracks up ahead. He right away got into the engineers cab and they both had to brake the train until it stopped just before crushing him! trailmaster was awarded the Norwich keys to the city and given a check for 5,000 quid! |
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December 5th, 2018, 12:51 PM | #3718 |
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December 5th, 2018, 03:34 PM | #3719 |
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