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August 10th, 2018, 09:04 PM	#841
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,398 Times in 9,160 Posts	Not enjoyed wiping my butt in private Eaten rotten Shark meat __________________

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August 11th, 2018, 08:32 AM	#842
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Never have I Ever...... Been in a building on fire Walked between two buildings on a wire Been called a liar __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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August 11th, 2018, 08:43 AM

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August 11th, 2018, 09:34 AM	#844
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August 31st, 2018, 02:46 PM	#845
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August 31st, 2018, 06:37 PM	#846
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September 1st, 2018, 01:38 PM	#847
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September 2nd, 2018, 09:10 AM	#848
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Never have I ever held hands and run around naked with a transvestite on the alter of an Anglican Church.

Well, if I’m ever in town then I’ll let you know. I’m quite a good runner and I have soft hands

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September 19th, 2018, 05:18 AM	#850
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