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MaxJoker · September 28th, 2018, 01:14 PM

If the camera adds ten pounds ,

Do Ethiopian children even exist ?.

MaxJoker · September 29th, 2018, 12:26 PM

What kind of file turns a two centimeter hole into a six inch one ? ,

A pedophile.

**Mal Hombre** · September 29th, 2018, 01:15 PM

Estreeter · September 29th, 2018, 01:33 PM

This Pommy and his Missus go to Australia, they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks, "Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?"

The bloke replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!"

Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says, "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel."

They arrive back at the hotel only to find a bloke with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel.

The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We were driving down the road and we come across this bloke fucking a kangaroo. Further on up the road, saw another doing the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg wanking on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?"

The manager says,' Bloody Hell Mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own roo?"

**ball7** · September 29th, 2018, 02:58 PM

Vaginas are like the weather, if it's wet, it's time to go inside.
-Unknowncomic

**bp666** · October 1st, 2018, 08:44 AM

**mrfixit** · October 3rd, 2018, 02:55 AM

MaxJoker · October 3rd, 2018, 11:16 AM

Had a strange dream last night in which I was brutally raping a friend ,

Think it's my subconscious telling me he's gay.

**fatrat1** · October 5th, 2018, 11:16 AM

English Paedophile - Little Boy, want to see some puppies.

Scottish Paedophile - Little Boy, want to buy some puppies

Irish Paedophile - Little Boy, do you know where I can find some puppies

Welsh Paedophile - Little Lamb, do you want to see some boys.

MaxJoker · October 6th, 2018, 01:31 PM

What`s the difference between a bike and an African ? ,

Bike doesn't start singing after you've put chains on it.

September 28th, 2018, 01:14 PM	#1511
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September 29th, 2018, 12:26 PM	#1512
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September 29th, 2018, 01:15 PM	#1513
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September 29th, 2018, 01:33 PM	#1514
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,170 Thanks: 450,016 Thanked 897,214 Times in 60,370 Posts	This Pommy and his Missus go to Australia, they stay in a 5 star hotel and hire a Limo for the day. While driving along the road, his wife asks, "Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?" The bloke replies, "My God! Don't look, it's disgusting!" Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!" and the husband says, "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel." They arrive back at the hotel only to find a bloke with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel. The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5 star hotel and what happens? We were driving down the road and we come across this bloke fucking a kangaroo. Further on up the road, saw another doing the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg wanking on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?" The manager says,' Bloody Hell Mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own roo?" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 3rd, 2018, 02:55 AM	#1517
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September 29th, 2018, 02:58 PM	#1515
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,697 Thanks: 66,303 Thanked 210,050 Times in 15,737 Posts	Vaginas are like the weather, if it's wet, it's time to go inside. -Unknowncomic

October 1st, 2018, 08:44 AM	#1516
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October 3rd, 2018, 11:16 AM	#1518
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,851 Times in 69,067 Posts	Had a strange dream last night in which I was brutally raping a friend , Think it's my subconscious telling me he's gay. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 5th, 2018, 11:16 AM	#1519
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October 6th, 2018, 01:31 PM	#1520
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,851 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s the difference between a bike and an African ? , Bike doesn't start singing after you've put chains on it. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.