All Things Redneck - Page 12

Estreeter · August 15th, 2015, 05:40 PM

Fancy a Redneck calling his bogan cousins below that

**AmateurEmale** · August 16th, 2015, 02:57 PM

It's funny that Estreeter should have a picture of an Australian guy with a Southern Cross tattoo on his back, which is also on the flag of Australia, New Zealand, and Papua New Guinea. I too have the sign of the cross, metaphorically speaking; I have a mole pattern on my right arm in the shape of the Southern Cross, complete with a blue mole that my doctor pointed out, which represents the crown of thorns upon Christ Crucified.

And as I am trying to lose weight, I have noticed more recently that I have three red moles in a row on my midsection, between pecs and abs, in the pattern of Orion's Belt. I'm going to have to do some proverbial belt-tightening to lose my belly, the last obstacle to being anywhere near buff again, but I have noticed that one of my favorite blonde models, Alicia Secrets the Playboy model from Texas, has these little tic-tac-toe moles on her belly, in addition to a Butterfly Effect tattoo in the small of her back. And so, when I'm hot enough to be in porn or try out for Abercrombie, I want a blonde girl to play tic-tac-toe with. Is it sex? Maybe so.........

**sandhunter** · September 18th, 2015, 06:10 PM

To be honest give me some beer and I would be at the redneck pool party

**AmateurEmale** · September 29th, 2015, 11:31 AM

The last post did not have much to do with rednecks, so let's stay on the subject and make fun of the trailer park dwellers more, who might live in the Redneck Apartment Complex:

**Mal Hombre** · November 7th, 2015, 06:14 AM

**SanteeFats** · November 7th, 2015, 02:16 PM

I have no idea what it is going on in this pic but only a redneck or maybe an Aussie would do this.

**Hertz** · November 21st, 2015, 10:47 PM

**zeus64** · November 21st, 2015, 11:44 PM

*gif*

**AmateurEmale** · November 22nd, 2015, 04:25 PM

I will redeem myself for being off the subject with this link to Wikipedia:

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Rampage>

It's a video game from the late '90s that pokes fun at rednecks...

**SanteeFats** · December 9th, 2015, 04:46 PM

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ....
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

August 15th, 2015, 05:40 PM	#111
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,595 Times in 60,391 Posts	Fancy a Redneck calling his bogan cousins below that __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 16th, 2015, 02:57 PM	#112
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,799 Times in 1,755 Posts	It's funny that Estreeter should have a picture of an Australian guy with a Southern Cross tattoo on his back, which is also on the flag of Australia, New Zealand, and Papua New Guinea. I too have the sign of the cross, metaphorically speaking; I have a mole pattern on my right arm in the shape of the Southern Cross, complete with a blue mole that my doctor pointed out, which represents the crown of thorns upon Christ Crucified. And as I am trying to lose weight, I have noticed more recently that I have three red moles in a row on my midsection, between pecs and abs, in the pattern of Orion's Belt. I'm going to have to do some proverbial belt-tightening to lose my belly, the last obstacle to being anywhere near buff again, but I have noticed that one of my favorite blonde models, Alicia Secrets the Playboy model from Texas, has these little tic-tac-toe moles on her belly, in addition to a Butterfly Effect tattoo in the small of her back. And so, when I'm hot enough to be in porn or try out for Abercrombie, I want a blonde girl to play tic-tac-toe with. Is it sex? Maybe so......... Last edited by AmateurEmale; August 16th, 2015 at 03:00 PM.. Reason: omission

November 7th, 2015, 06:14 AM	#115
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September 18th, 2015, 06:10 PM	#113
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,387 Times in 13,886 Posts	To be honest give me some beer and I would be at the redneck pool party

September 29th, 2015, 11:31 AM	#114
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,799 Times in 1,755 Posts	The last post did not have much to do with rednecks, so let's stay on the subject and make fun of the trailer park dwellers more, who might live in the Redneck Apartment Complex:

November 7th, 2015, 02:16 PM	#116
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,433 Times in 60,964 Posts	I have no idea what it is going on in this pic but only a redneck or maybe an Aussie would do this.

November 21st, 2015, 10:47 PM	#117
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November 21st, 2015, 11:44 PM	#118
zeus64 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 12,315 Thanks: 458,712 Thanked 217,105 Times in 11,779 Posts	*gif*

November 22nd, 2015, 04:25 PM	#119
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,799 Times in 1,755 Posts	I will redeem myself for being off the subject with this link to Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Rampage> It's a video game from the late '90s that pokes fun at rednecks...

December 9th, 2015, 04:46 PM	#120
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,433 Times in 60,964 Posts	YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF .... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."