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September 16th, 2011, 05:40 PM | #2171 |
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September 16th, 2011, 05:46 PM | #2172 |
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September 16th, 2011, 05:53 PM | #2173 |
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September 17th, 2011, 09:18 AM | #2174 |
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A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only"........ As they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors here. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there all night. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." True, true!!
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September 17th, 2011, 12:56 PM | #2175 |
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A man went to see his girl friend taking along a big bunch of flowers she was so touched by the gesture that she took all her clothes off and laid on the bed with her legs wide open and said this is for the flowers. The man looked at her puzzled and said I Thought a vase would do
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September 17th, 2011, 05:06 PM | #2177 |
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One day, at a bus stop there's a girl wearing a tight miniskirt. When the bus arrives and its her turn to get on, she realizes that her skirt is so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it will give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl is, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifts her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns round furiously and says, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" The man replies "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends." |
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September 17th, 2011, 06:35 PM | #2178 |
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September 18th, 2011, 07:37 AM | #2179 |
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My wife told me she is leaving me because of my addiction to poker, i told her i think she is bluffing.
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I thought that I had already posted this one, oh well........
A woman gives birth to identical twins, but unfortunately has to give them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt, and they call him 'Amal'. The other one goes to a family in Spain and they christen him 'Juan'. Many years go by, when the natural mother of the twins receives a card and a recent photograph from Juan. "Oh, how I'd so like to see a picture of my other son too", she exclaims. "Why", says her disinterested husband, "if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal "!
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