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**gedly** · April 9th, 2017, 03:15 PM

These young detectives raid a brothel and drugs den. They round up all the prostitutes and junkies when all of a sudden the chief detective says, "Everybody go back to your rooms, nobody is under arrest". One of the cops says, "What's going on guv?". "The chief constable has told me to call off the raid". "When was this?" the young cop asks. "When I met him in the bedroom at the top of the stairs five minutes ago".

**mrfixit** · April 9th, 2017, 04:15 PM

What do you call a blond in a hula-hoop?

A hoe in one

**ruffroundedges** · April 9th, 2017, 05:14 PM

-How does a blonde turn the lights on after sex?
Opens the car door.

-What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone has had a ride on a 747.

-What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a black box.

-Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Aaron · April 10th, 2017, 11:14 PM

How do you re-program a musical lock?

With a key change!

captain fanta · April 11th, 2017, 09:43 AM

Whoever it was that stole my Microsoft Office, you're gonna be sorry.

You have my Word.

**Silklover** · April 11th, 2017, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain fanta

Whoever it was that stole my Microsoft Office, you're gonna be sorry.

You have my Word.

Ah, now it isn´t the whole word, is it?

**rosestone** · April 11th, 2017, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain fanta

Whoever it was that stole my Microsoft Office, you're gonna be sorry.

You have my Word.

I'm sure they are sorry, since stealing it they must have a whole new Outlook.

**bloke57** · April 11th, 2017, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

I'm sure they are sorry, since stealing it they must have a whole new Outlook.

No more Microsoft jokes please.

The window of opportunity has passed.

Estreeter · April 11th, 2017, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

No more Microsoft jokes please.

OK

Fact
What is Multitasking in Windows?
Repairing several things at once

**effCup** · April 11th, 2017, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

OK

Fact
What is Multitasking in Windows?
Repairing several things at once

Windows has no "multitasking", it just iterates/cycles through a queue of processes one at a time, taking turns. Same with Linux. Same with Unix. Same with MacOS. Same with all single-core computers. #1. More than an opinion.

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	-How does a blonde turn the lights on after sex? Opens the car door. -What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone has had a ride on a 747. -What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box. -Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button? Because her boyfriend was blonde too. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 9th, 2017, 03:15 PM	#12121
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	These young detectives raid a brothel and drugs den. They round up all the prostitutes and junkies when all of a sudden the chief detective says, "Everybody go back to your rooms, nobody is under arrest". One of the cops says, "What's going on guv?". "The chief constable has told me to call off the raid". "When was this?" the young cop asks. "When I met him in the bedroom at the top of the stairs five minutes ago".

April 10th, 2017, 11:14 PM	#12124
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	How do you re-program a musical lock? With a key change!

April 11th, 2017, 09:43 AM	#12125
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,751 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	Whoever it was that stole my Microsoft Office, you're gonna be sorry. You have my Word.