101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 9

**HugoHackenbush** · May 25th, 2011, 08:05 PM

220. I'm starting to think there was something wrong with that curry I had for dinner.

spyderccp · May 26th, 2011, 01:16 AM

221. Did you just fart?

**cuzzyman927** · May 26th, 2011, 01:25 AM

221. By the way, what's your name?
222. Call her Barbara ... and her name is Michelle!
223. You look familiar, have we fucked before?
224. Hurry up, my wife will be home any minute!
225. Give me a cigarette, and light it for me.
226. I sure hope that paper bag doesn't rip!

**tygrkhat40** · May 26th, 2011, 03:36 AM

227. 3 minutes, 12 seconds! A new record!

MaxJoker · May 26th, 2011, 08:40 AM

228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks .

P37 · May 26th, 2011, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks .

After saying that you will not see her for a couple of days. But then the swelling around the eyes will go own so you should be able to open them again, just in time to see leave.

**HugoHackenbush** · May 26th, 2011, 07:09 PM

229. (Whilst performing oral on her) Wow! Can you hear that echo?
230. Let's switch to doggy style. That way I'll have a place to put my ashtray.
231. It's OK. My herpes is in remission.

P37 · May 26th, 2011, 07:19 PM

232. Hey if I use my pen to play join the dots with the pimples on your bum I bet I can draw a clowns face and use your bum hole as his nose! If you don't save or wax for a week or two it could pass for Groucho Marx

**Manny Fagnett** · June 7th, 2011, 05:10 PM

It shouldn't smell now you've had a bag fitted...

**TCO95** · June 7th, 2011, 07:36 PM

233) You : "Ah shit, I think my wife is home."
Her : "I am your wife!"

May 25th, 2011, 08:05 PM	#81
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,476 Times in 14,173 Posts	220. I'm starting to think there was something wrong with that curry I had for dinner. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

May 26th, 2011, 01:16 AM	#82
spyderccp Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 241 Thanks: 973 Thanked 2,813 Times in 233 Posts	221 221. Did you just fart? __________________ Dear Aunt Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dot.

May 26th, 2011, 01:25 AM	#83
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,432 Times in 36,682 Posts	221. By the way, what's your name? 222. Call her Barbara ... and her name is Michelle! 223. You look familiar, have we fucked before? 224. Hurry up, my wife will be home any minute! 225. Give me a cigarette, and light it for me. 226. I sure hope that paper bag doesn't rip! Last edited by cuzzyman927; June 24th, 2011 at 11:03 AM.. Reason: content

May 26th, 2011, 08:40 AM	#85
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 26th, 2011, 07:09 PM	#87
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,476 Times in 14,173 Posts	A few more... 229. (Whilst performing oral on her) Wow! Can you hear that echo? 230. Let's switch to doggy style. That way I'll have a place to put my ashtray. 231. It's OK. My herpes is in remission. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

May 26th, 2011, 03:36 AM	#84
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	227. 3 minutes, 12 seconds! A new record!

May 26th, 2011, 07:19 PM	#88
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	232. Hey if I use my pen to play join the dots with the pimples on your bum I bet I can draw a clowns face and use your bum hole as his nose! If you don't save or wax for a week or two it could pass for Groucho Marx

June 7th, 2011, 05:10 PM	#89
Manny Fagnett Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The deep end of the shallow pool. Posts: 1,034 Thanks: 5,904 Thanked 15,273 Times in 1,061 Posts	It shouldn't smell now you've had a bag fitted...

June 7th, 2011, 07:36 PM	#90
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	233) You : "Ah shit, I think my wife is home." Her : "I am your wife!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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