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April 22nd, 2019, 01:05 AM
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April 22nd, 2019, 08:39 AM
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Deepsepia lives in Alabama, drinks moonshine all day, and sleeps in a bathtub
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April 22nd, 2019, 08:39 AM
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Blocked!
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It is rumoured Arturo2nd's ass is very appreciated in the Emirates, that's why he flies down there that often
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April 22nd, 2019, 09:22 AM
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Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980
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chromax claims to be the last centurion, but is really a just used up Trojan.
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April 22nd, 2019, 12:59 PM
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 oh, yeah . . . Trailmaster isn't actually thankful. He just misunderstood the holiday of Thanksgiving, and now believes we owe him 1,042,552 turkeys. Gobble, gobble, TM! |
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April 22nd, 2019, 06:07 PM
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When Deepsepia arrived in AUS they liked his orange jumpsuit and thought the words "State Inmate" on his back meant he worked for the government
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April 22nd, 2019, 06:29 PM
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Arturo2nd used to be a mortician. But he was banned because he stole personal items from corpses, like dentures, and sold them on the black market
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April 23rd, 2019, 08:56 AM
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Mal Hombre is not that evil. He just kills whoever suffers too much.
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April 23rd, 2019, 06:16 PM
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Trailmaster buys rubber underpants from Glen Quagmire's sex shop
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April 23rd, 2019, 06:35 PM
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Silicone Carne buys barrels of cheap Italian wine, puts it in bottles with top quality French apellation controlée labels, and sells them to US/UK. He makes millions and has never had a complaint
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