She's hot but I can't stand her!

[Astatine]

Yep, there's loads:

Halle Berry - might be controversial
Pamela Anderson
Paris Hilton
Martine McCutcheon
Charlie Dimmock

[memore]

Kate Humble I find more of a mild irritant, she's not annoying enough to stop me staring at her tits

Martine McCutcheon annoys me in the same way that David Jason does (bear with me!)...they've both clearly got working class Landan accents but put on an unbearably false posh voice as if that will make them seem somehow more respectable. Mind you, I could think of a few things to do with Martine McCutcheon and one of those tubs of yoghurt she flogs

[Astatine]

Lol, I suppose if Martine's voice is offputting, filling it would stop the row ...

[berigan]

Oh my does she ever fit the bill! I mean, what could one talk to her about? That sure is some family you have there Kim! Every one of them is clearly a deep thinker.

Can you sleep on your back, or does your massive ass make it impossible?

Read any good books lately? I kid Kim, it's just a joke!

Say, did your Dad wash any blood off of anything OJ Simpson murdered those people with? Or just burn the evidence?

That being said, I could and have spent hours drooling over photos of her, thinking how very beautiful her perfectly formed breasts are....

[dlnhank]

Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson!
Both are sexy and beatiful women, but basiclly they seem to be made from plastic!

[The Black Baron]

Gretchen Carlson, co-host of "Fox and Friends" on Fox News. She was Miss America in 1989, but she has what I call a perma-scowl--even when she's smiling, she looks angry. Plus, it's an idiot morning show, and idiot morning shows are the lowest, vapidest place in a medium based on vapidity. So sure, I'd poke that, but she's super-annoying.

[The_Scratch]

Jenna Jameson.

[Cleburne]

Originally Posted by dead_goon

Lady Ga Ga. i expect a sex tape some where along her career path as there's clearly nothing she won't do to draw attention to herself.

She's the next incarnation of Madonna...starts out fresh & new, removes all boundaries of common decency for shock-value profit, becomes the poster child for "sluts anonymous", and emerges as snobbishly and ill-mannered as Prince Chuck cubed. She's just a woman from Michigan who got lucky, that's all. Madonna should be kissing the collective asses of all the folks who made her rich & famous rather than putting on airs. Sean Penn should've beaten her...er, um, beaten some sense into her!

That said: I dislike all singers who get rich singing songs written by others. That's why true musicians rule. They write their own music and lyrics, and perform it themselves. But, there are quite a few I'd like to bang hard while detoxing their brains listening to endless Classic & Hard Rock.

Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and all these other so-called pop, hip-hop artists....

BTW, just what the hell is hip-hop...I used to have a hippity-hop when I was a kid!

[pharoahegypt]

adding Megan Fox........

and extra votes for the folowing..... jordan, tess daly, angelina jolie.

dont dislike miss's humble, mccutcheon, or mccall tho... i know they can get a little anoying.. but all still have good enough points that'd id still share a bed with any of them...!! id even let miss mccutcheon sing to me..... so long as she was doing it while blowing me at the same time....lol

[memore]

Originally Posted by Cleburne

BTW, just what the hell is hip-hop...I used to have a hippity-hop when I was a kid!

lol...just when I was starting to feel old

I can't agree with you about singers that don't write tho. A great singer/songwriter is a treat but whether someone can write or not doesn't affect how well they can sing. Equally, I'd bet that most of the greatest songs were written by people who couldn't sing a note!

Meanwhile, back on topic....all Gaga comments so far are spot on!

An attention seeker but that booty would get a pounding!