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December 12th, 2016, 08:35 AM	#2091
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	3020 If you want to play Miss Santa, non need for fake beard in you case honey.......

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December 12th, 2016, 01:09 PM	#2092
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December 14th, 2016, 11:50 AM	#2093
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	3022 2017 should be a better year.......for a lot of reasons........

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December 14th, 2016, 01:53 PM	#2094
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,551 Times in 60,293 Posts	3023 Whore Whore Whore, Merrrry Christmas __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 28th, 2016, 02:38 PM	#2095
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,551 Times in 60,293 Posts	3024 You want me to use a dildo on ya Haven't got one, Is an empty beer can good enough __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 29th, 2016, 03:16 PM	#2096
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	3025 ~ Of course I can reuse this condom a second time if I turn it inside out. Works fine for my underpants. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 6th, 2017, 03:02 PM	#2097
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January 7th, 2017, 07:37 AM	#2098
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January 7th, 2017, 12:42 PM	#2099
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	3029 ~ Have we started ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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