WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 2

**Futuro** · February 21st, 2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by edgarcasey

For me it was Grindhouse

"Death Proof" too, for me it was just very dull and stupid movie.
My all-time crap movie classic is 90 minutes of boredom, "Gone in 60 seconds". I´m just happy that I´m not so deep in the swamp of "vintage/retro cool" that I would have to like this "cult" film, for the sake of pop-cultural, artsy-fartsy "credibility".
Still have an old VHS copy of it with finnish subtitles, must be worth of fortune nowadays har-har! I love old action movies but "Gone in 60 Seconds" by H.B. Halicki is just bad, no matter how cool looking cars there are or how stupid sunglasses and hairstyles you may spot from it.

Drella · February 21st, 2009, 04:57 PM

It's a toss up between:
1) The Party at Kitty and Stud's (The Sylvester Stallone "porn" flick, which -if memory serves- was, an hour and a half of dry humping and naked dancing, and maybe 30 anticlimactic seconds of the Italian Stallion's wiener. If I had balls, they would have been blue by the end of that movie. However, it did add "I'll be velvet mouthed on your shank of love" to my verbal repertoire, for which I'm eternally grateful).
and 2) a cinematic abortion known as "Ax 'Em."
The latter I will offer no explanation for, lest I develop earth-shattering PTSD.

dorcelfan · February 27th, 2009, 12:36 AM

Crystal Skull is complete Kaka...worst thing Spielberg has ever done.

Eraserhead?? Brilliant!

Grindhouse.......meant to be shite.....with a modern twist! I personally loved 'em both......Stuntman Mike rules.....

**blondifan** · February 27th, 2009, 06:40 AM

Saw some awful (think it was supposed to be a horror film), featuring the Hilton Hieress a while back. It was so forgettable and unforgiveable that I refused to remember the name ...? (Edit: it was "the House of Wax")
And I actually like her appearance.. Guess what I really want to see is her relentlessly gangbanged by a bunch of ravenous dinosaurs. That I'd pay to see.

rizztizz · February 27th, 2009, 12:31 PM

Considering the budget available

Pearl Harbour

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

blewbird · February 28th, 2009, 07:19 AM

Two nominations:

Damnation Alley

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviere...ion_alley.html

Neck in Neck with Battlefield Earth

Damnation Alley because it ruined a perfectly good date in the late 70's.

Battlefield Earth because it proved a bad book will almost always beget a bad movie(Confirmed by the Da Vinci Code).

**Wendigo** · February 28th, 2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by blewbird

Two nominations:
Damnation Alley
Neck in Neck with Battlefield Earth
Damnation Alley because it ruined a perfectly good date in the late 70's.

Damnation Alley - no way, it has one of the best blue screen giant Scorpions v Motorcyle scenes ever seen in a movie set in a post apocalyptic world, that MUST count for something.
Battlefield Earth is funnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! It should be made compulsory for criminals to have to watch it 4 or 5 times a day. That'll bring re-offending down.

Really bad movies - Scorpius Giganticus and Night Of The Sharks stand out as complete and utter crap but I love a lot of bad movies anyway.

**sydney1** · February 28th, 2009, 10:46 AM

I thought: "Children of men", the one with Clive Owen in, to be particularly stupid; I don't know why, I just really disliked that film.

Good call on Damnation Alley. Reaaaally bad film.

MaxJoker · February 28th, 2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sydney1

I thought: "Children of men", the one with Clive Owen in, to be particularly stupid; I don't know why, I just really disliked that film.

Completely know what you mean , maybe it's because the hyped film briefly seemed to have something going for it what with the stated concept and when the leader woman was killed and it turned out it was done by her own people.But then it turned into a total mess and with an ending that was more laughable than poignant , total waste of time and budget

Another waste of time was American Psycho 2 , a bland worthless sequel to a terrific film, in fact if you watch it and take any of it to heart it totally ruins the first films finale !. Was it a comedy or was it a horror ?, and what the Trek was William Shatner doing in it ???

**Wendigo** · February 28th, 2009, 03:31 PM

Ok here's one I really did not like - HOSTEL.
I love horror movies, they account for a large part of my DVD's so I am not anti-horror by any means but Hostel is total crap.

February 21st, 2009, 04:57 PM	#12
Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	It's a toss up between: 1) The Party at Kitty and Stud's (The Sylvester Stallone "porn" flick, which -if memory serves- was, an hour and a half of dry humping and naked dancing, and maybe 30 anticlimactic seconds of the Italian Stallion's wiener. If I had balls, they would have been blue by the end of that movie. However, it did add "I'll be velvet mouthed on your shank of love" to my verbal repertoire, for which I'm eternally grateful). and 2) a cinematic abortion known as "Ax 'Em." The latter I will offer no explanation for, lest I develop earth-shattering PTSD. Last edited by Drella; February 21st, 2009 at 05:11 PM..

February 27th, 2009, 06:40 AM	#14
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,993 Thanked 60,208 Times in 4,401 Posts	Paris Hilton - as an actress ? Saw some awful (think it was supposed to be a horror film), featuring the Hilton Hieress a while back. It was so forgettable and unforgiveable that I refused to remember the name ...? (Edit: it was "the House of Wax") And I actually like her appearance.. Guess what I really want to see is her relentlessly gangbanged by a bunch of ravenous dinosaurs. That I'd pay to see. Last edited by blondifan; July 5th, 2013 at 02:15 PM.. Reason: remembered the movie title

February 27th, 2009, 12:31 PM	#15
rizztizz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land downunder Posts: 108 Thanks: 3,411 Thanked 6,501 Times in 107 Posts	Considering the budget available Considering the budget available Pearl Harbour Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

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February 27th, 2009, 12:36 AM	#13
dorcelfan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The sunny south Posts: 228 Thanks: 4,467 Thanked 1,936 Times in 219 Posts	Crystal Skull is complete Kaka...worst thing Spielberg has ever done. Eraserhead?? Brilliant! Grindhouse.......meant to be shite.....with a modern twist! I personally loved 'em both......Stuntman Mike rules.....

February 28th, 2009, 07:19 AM	#16
blewbird Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7 Thanks: 213 Thanked 270 Times in 7 Posts	Two nominations: Damnation Alley http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviere...ion_alley.html Neck in Neck with Battlefield Earth Damnation Alley because it ruined a perfectly good date in the late 70's. Battlefield Earth because it proved a bad book will almost always beget a bad movie(Confirmed by the Da Vinci Code).

February 28th, 2009, 10:46 AM	#18
sydney1 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,378 Thanks: 10,562 Thanked 27,960 Times in 1,357 Posts	I thought: "Children of men", the one with Clive Owen in, to be particularly stupid; I don't know why, I just really disliked that film. Good call on Damnation Alley. Reaaaally bad film.

February 28th, 2009, 03:31 PM	#20
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,724 Thanks: 259,817 Thanked 1,138,745 Times in 113,842 Posts	Ok here's one I really did not like - HOSTEL. I love horror movies, they account for a large part of my DVD's so I am not anti-horror by any means but Hostel is total crap.