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523. When two women get stuck in an elevator, they will quickly decide this is the perfect time for some spontaneous lesbian sex.
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525. Just as a throbing cock is about to spurt it's load into the mouth or face of a willing woman eager for it's taste, every porn director is convinced that what viewers really want to see is the contorted face of the male lead for what seems an age, not the woman getting her reward.
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526 Men have to position their cock in just the right location before coming onto a woman's outstretched tongue. At this point, she will have a knowing look on her face and then allow the cum to initially shoot up over her nose, followed by some of it landing on her tongue. After that, she'll close her mouth for a moment. This is probably to establish the right temperature and taste, but who knows, as it won't be rejected. Meanwhile, the male performer will contort his face and groan a bit, possibly in some sort of pain. Then, rather than applying a gloriously sexy vacuum cleaner style deep suck that will enhance the remainder of his presumably enjoyable orgasm, she will cautiously lick the head in a slightly disinterested manner. Her eyes will roll up and give him a knowing look from her obligatory kneeling position. Cum will drip onto her tits and hard nipples, then more cock licking takes place, followed by sticking her tongue out to show a small pool of cum on it. Now come the point where he reluctantly removes his tight grasp of the shaft and she cautiously takes hold of it and guides his cockhead into her mouth while showing you her dentistry and preparing to finish the job off. Don't expect his cockhead to be covered in lipstick and don't expect her to make any effort to encourage him to ejaculate any further using her hand. Allow about ten seconds more for completion. Finally, she will wipe her mouth with the back of her hand, usually the left one showing us that she has a wedding ring, probably indicating her considerable sexual experience and she will stand up, heading for the bathroom. A look of extreme satisfaction is on her face which indicates she'll be back for plenty more shortly!
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527. Girls love to have strangers' unwashed fingers in their mouths
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529. When women wake up from a deep sleep, their hair will be perfect, and will have a fabulous application of make-up and lipstick.
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530. If you are a Black girl in porn you will usually have massive tits and an even bigger arse!
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531. A troubled marriage is best cured by hiring a female marriage counselor and having a three-way with her.
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