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March 23rd, 2019, 04:18 PM | #1641 |
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Told my six year old not to be so upset that I keep daily renting him to various pedophiles,
As it`s only a phase he`ll eventually grow out of.
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March 24th, 2019, 08:39 AM | #1642 |
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March 24th, 2019, 05:48 PM | #1643 |
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Is it "blow job" , "blow-job" or "blowjob ?" ,
Bah really hate having to write thank you letters to me Granny !.
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March 24th, 2019, 06:05 PM | #1644 |
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Q. What's 14inchs long, purple and makes women scream?
A. Cot-death
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March 24th, 2019, 06:21 PM | #1645 |
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I just bought a couch second hand from Jimmy Saville
It came with a built in ash tray and a five year old kid
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March 24th, 2019, 06:27 PM | #1646 |
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Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?
Getting the wheelchair in the pot!
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March 25th, 2019, 03:37 PM | #1647 |
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March 26th, 2019, 06:57 AM | #1648 |
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March 26th, 2019, 02:00 PM | #1649 |
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March 28th, 2019, 09:34 AM | #1650 |
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