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February 12th, 2019, 05:06 PM
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In retrospect probably should have politely inquired before I kicked her teeth out .. Yet why am I suddenly the bad guy here ? .. Just because prefer non-risk blowjobs !
5054 ~ You do have full dental insurance coverage right ?
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February 13th, 2019, 09:23 AM
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5055, Oh C'Mon , I still haven't gotten over Christmas morning sex and you want it for Valentines Day .... too soon, too bloody soon.
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February 20th, 2019, 10:34 AM
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5056, The iron, no that's not a gift for the sex so you can do my shirts, honestly babe
 your face has more wrinkles than your cunt 
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February 20th, 2019, 12:46 PM
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I wish you would stop eating those Kellogg's Rice Krispies, I hate having to hear those annoying and intolerable Snap, Crackle and Pop noises in your stomach when I go down on you!  
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February 20th, 2019, 12:51 PM
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5057 B..... and make a real breakfast for once, like at that stove 
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February 20th, 2019, 03:33 PM
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Exactly. Heard she liked puzzles , brain teasers and quizzes
5058 ~ How many middle fingers am I holding up ?
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February 21st, 2019, 11:20 AM
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5059 Bloody hell, your cunt tastes so bad an Ethiopian wouldn't eat it.
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February 21st, 2019, 11:25 AM
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I keep waiting to hear my name being called at the Oscars for the performance I give pretending to enjoy shagging you!
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February 21st, 2019, 12:03 PM
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Haven't you ever wondered why every time your mother drops by I send you out for a pack of smokes?
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February 21st, 2019, 06:19 PM
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You have a fanny like a bucket....
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