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Old November 17th, 2008, 08:31 AM   #11
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this is easier for a girl to take its pens to the school
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Old November 17th, 2008, 11:35 PM   #12
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News item - Woman denies having an affair with a stationary cupboard, unexpectedly gives birth - Film at 11.
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Pay attention 007. Being able to deactivate a device like this might save your life some day
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If it is, then your right - if he is not carefull, there might be a big bang in there!

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Is that why they are called Magic Markers
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Do think that is 007 using Moneypenny to test out his electronic gizzmo disguised as
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If it is, then your right - if he is not carefull, there might be a big bang in there!

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No I chose this..see i got massive hands for a girl and it was either this or what those two silly bitches outside on the lounger are doing
Outstanding! I almost choked!
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Yeh, I used to work for Crayola but then I got waxy pussy syndrome.

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Try doing this with a sodding sword
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"And next week on Blue Peter Val will be showing you how to make one."
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Very good, you stayed betwwen the lines while coloring in
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who does she think she is, Jackson Pollock?
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