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Old October 19th, 2017, 09:26 PM   #531
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was walking home one evening and he saw three lovely big breasted women struggling with their grocery bags. Two of the bags ripped open and Glen rushed to their aid. He helped the women with their bags and they generously asked him to come home with them for dinner. After dinner they were so in love with the way Glen looked that they tore his clothes off, picked him up and rushed into their bedroom. When their brassiers came off Glen was goggled eyed at their huge flabby breasts with perfect thumb sized nipples. He was loving those breasts all night, and that's how Glen became a big breast lover!
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In protest of Australia no longer producing cars , Estreeter will start driving an old Russian Lada that he lovingly restored
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Lagerlout is a very ordinary kind of guy. He has never been involved in a fight, never gotten drunk, never kissed a person of the same sex, never lied to his wife and never ever lived life.
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Old October 20th, 2017, 07:34 AM   #534
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ball7 obviously isn't very bright, they got 4/5 wrong
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Plastic Tiffani is the most gay person you will ever meet.
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ball7 makes his living from starring in Gay Porn
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Old October 20th, 2017, 10:21 AM   #537
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Hertz likes women to be short and sweet.
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