What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 72

cartman · September 8th, 2016, 11:55 PM

665, people always scream when they see a dead body.

**JK2001** · September 8th, 2016, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

665, people always scream when they see a dead body.

666. There is always a hot babe with a fetish for virgins.

**Gladys Allova** · September 12th, 2016, 12:35 PM

667
When driving to Las Vegas it's always best to travel in a soft-top car directly under the desert sun
rather than in air conditioned comfort

**JK2001** · September 12th, 2016, 01:05 PM

668, Professor Dent has had his six!

669, When you design your evil lair, make sure the vent grill is big enough for someone to fit through.

670, If you win employee of the month, you will score a date with Jessica Simpson.

671, It's easy to steal a guard's uniform after you've knocked them out. One size fits all.

672, A 6ft 2 Scotsman pretending to be Japanese doesn't look strange at all.

673, You only live twice.

**ManofKent** · September 12th, 2016, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gladys Allova

667
When driving to Las Vegas it's always best to travel in a soft-top car directly under the desert sun
rather than in air conditioned comfort

669=Also, if your ever driving through the center of Las Vegas always try driving through it at night, when all the bright neon signs are lit up, and rarely during the daytime.

670=And while your at it, just stick mostly to where all the clubs and casinos (like Caesar's Palace) are-very rarely will you actually go to the outskirts and urban areas of the city when your staying there.

cartman · September 12th, 2016, 10:03 PM

671, a divorced father will have one child aged about 10 who adores him and a moody teenager who hates him but will become best friends in the end.

**thunderfly** · September 13th, 2016, 07:53 AM

672. When the vampire hunter/Professor van Helsing tells the family of the vampire's victim not to touch the garlic flowers and holy water etc he's placed around the windows and doors of her bedroom, the family maid will always come in and remove them as instructed to do so by that same victim (allowing Dracula/the vampire to gain entry yet again).

cartman · September 14th, 2016, 11:41 AM

673, I see this in most American films. When they add sugar to their tea or coffee, they never stir it.

**lothian** · September 14th, 2016, 03:03 PM

674 : Space is big , really big . Yet spacecraft still fly wingtip ( nacelle ? ) formations with each other , and if in a battle , fight at WW1 dogfight proximity .

**ManofKent** · September 15th, 2016, 10:31 AM

675=In 1996 Disney made a live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians, starring Glen Close, Hugh Laurie and Jeff Daniels.

The thing is, that was now 20 years ago, which means that 20 years later all those cute little puppies that you see on screen are now all DEAD!

That makes you think, doesn't it?

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September 8th, 2016, 11:55 PM	#711
cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	665, people always scream when they see a dead body.

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Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,739 Times in 4,990 Posts	667 When driving to Las Vegas it's always best to travel in a soft-top car directly under the desert sun rather than in air conditioned comfort

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JK2001 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Exeter Posts: 615 Thanks: 480 Thanked 6,619 Times in 607 Posts	668, Professor Dent has had his six! 669, When you design your evil lair, make sure the vent grill is big enough for someone to fit through. 670, If you win employee of the month, you will score a date with Jessica Simpson. 671, It's easy to steal a guard's uniform after you've knocked them out. One size fits all. 672, A 6ft 2 Scotsman pretending to be Japanese doesn't look strange at all. 673, You only live twice.

September 12th, 2016, 10:03 PM	#716
cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	671, a divorced father will have one child aged about 10 who adores him and a moody teenager who hates him but will become best friends in the end.

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thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	672. When the vampire hunter/Professor van Helsing tells the family of the vampire's victim not to touch the garlic flowers and holy water etc he's placed around the windows and doors of her bedroom, the family maid will always come in and remove them as instructed to do so by that same victim (allowing Dracula/the vampire to gain entry yet again).

September 14th, 2016, 11:41 AM	#718
cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	673, I see this in most American films. When they add sugar to their tea or coffee, they never stir it.

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lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	674 : Space is big , really big . Yet spacecraft still fly wingtip ( nacelle ? ) formations with each other , and if in a battle , fight at WW1 dogfight proximity .

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ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	675=In 1996 Disney made a live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians, starring Glen Close, Hugh Laurie and Jeff Daniels. The thing is, that was now 20 years ago, which means that 20 years later all those cute little puppies that you see on screen are now all DEAD! That makes you think, doesn't it?