What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 68

**ManofKent** · July 23rd, 2016, 11:52 AM

630=Hollywood never, EVER seems to get tired of making films about vampires, superheroes, hardened police cops or zombies.

**rosestone** · July 23rd, 2016, 12:29 PM

631. Jesus was a pale white guy, who didn't look remotely Semitic.

**thunderfly** · July 23rd, 2016, 02:07 PM

632. The bad guy (or guys) will usually always be white. If there is a black bad guy (or guys), there will either be at least one other bad guy that is white, or at least one other black guy that is good.
All good white guys will have at least one black buddy.

**thunderfly** · August 8th, 2016, 06:01 AM

633. An ancient Egyptian tomb will always be lit from within when the archaeologists open it's doors for the first time in three thousand years.

634. When someone falls into a river or lake and (presumably) drowns, their hat will always be floating in the water near to where they fell in.

635. Aeroplanes being pursued across fields by cars as they speed up to take off (to apprehend the pilot) will always be old fashioned bi-planes.

**KissArmy** · August 10th, 2016, 03:14 PM

636. In WWII the allies always attacked the front of the building where German infantry were holed up inside. And when the German infantry inside found the attack unbearable, they would run out of the front door- where they would be shot down every time.

**CARLTON BROWN** · August 10th, 2016, 03:54 PM

When Hollywood picks actors for the roles of Romans, Nazis, Soviets or ruthless bankers, they usually end up with Brits.

**lothian** · August 10th, 2016, 09:58 PM

638 . When a space traveler is dropped off on an alien planet, he will immediately be attacked by some nightmarish , monster predator .Riddick , Star trek , The empire strikes back

**CARLTON BROWN** · August 10th, 2016, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lothian

638 . When a space traveler is dropped off on an alien planet, he will immediately be attacked by some nightmarish , monster predator .Riddick , Star trek , The empire strikes back

Or he's lured into a huge Walt Disney style palace by an attractive, scantily clad princess who clearly has some kind of hidden agenda. He will be completely mesmerized by her within minutes and will need to be rescued - eventually.

**HugoHackenbush** · August 11th, 2016, 04:04 PM

639. All aliens planets have breathable air.

**CARLTON BROWN** · August 11th, 2016, 04:23 PM

Most aliens speak American!

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July 23rd, 2016, 11:52 AM	#671
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	630=Hollywood never, EVER seems to get tired of making films about vampires, superheroes, hardened police cops or zombies.

July 23rd, 2016, 12:29 PM	#672
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	631. Jesus was a pale white guy, who didn't look remotely Semitic.

July 23rd, 2016, 02:07 PM	#673
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	632. The bad guy (or guys) will usually always be white. If there is a black bad guy (or guys), there will either be at least one other bad guy that is white, or at least one other black guy that is good. All good white guys will have at least one black buddy.

August 8th, 2016, 06:01 AM	#674
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	633. An ancient Egyptian tomb will always be lit from within when the archaeologists open it's doors for the first time in three thousand years. 634. When someone falls into a river or lake and (presumably) drowns, their hat will always be floating in the water near to where they fell in. 635. Aeroplanes being pursued across fields by cars as they speed up to take off (to apprehend the pilot) will always be old fashioned bi-planes.

August 10th, 2016, 03:14 PM	#675
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,103 Thanked 12,366 Times in 1,106 Posts	636. In WWII the allies always attacked the front of the building where German infantry were holed up inside. And when the German infantry inside found the attack unbearable, they would run out of the front door- where they would be shot down every time.

August 10th, 2016, 03:54 PM	#676
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,618 Times in 3,211 Posts	When Hollywood picks actors for the roles of Romans, Nazis, Soviets or ruthless bankers, they usually end up with Brits.

August 10th, 2016, 09:58 PM	#677
lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	638 . When a space traveler is dropped off on an alien planet, he will immediately be attacked by some nightmarish , monster predator .Riddick , Star trek , The empire strikes back

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HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,443 Times in 14,170 Posts	639. All aliens planets have breathable air.

August 11th, 2016, 04:23 PM	#680
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,618 Times in 3,211 Posts	Most aliens speak American!