Random Thoughts - Page 657

**bloke57** · August 14th, 2018, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If horses never existed would bikes have been invented sooner

They were - but those conniving bastard equines bought up the patent and sat on the idea for years, just to keep themselves in business.

Damn you horses!

**blondifan** · August 15th, 2018, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

From Gump to anal with a prawn in 3 posts, only on VEF

Maybe 'they' should just look for those with purple pubes or peni?

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Purple is a paradox, a contradiction of a colour. Associated since antiquity with regality, luxuriance, and the loftiness of intellectual and spiritual ideals, purple was, for many millennia, chiefly distilled from a dehydrated mucous gland of molluscs that lies just behind the rectum: the bottom of the bottom-feeders.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/201...-mollusc-mucus

**Mal Hombre** · August 15th, 2018, 03:06 PM

Or Former Staff ?

MaxJoker · August 15th, 2018, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

How can I reduce my carbon footprint

Alternately hop Comrade

**bloke57** · August 20th, 2018, 01:22 PM

Are mail and email different sexes?

MaxJoker · August 20th, 2018, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Are mail and email different sexes?

Yes , plus a third gender during the processing transition of actually sending

Estreeter · August 20th, 2018, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Are mail and email different sexes?

That's fucked me right up

I'm e

I don't know what sex I am

**bloke57** · August 20th, 2018, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

That's fucked me right up

I'm e

I don't know what sex I am

You think that's bad!

I live in Middlesex.

I mean, what the heck...!?

**blondifan** · August 20th, 2018, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

That's fucked me right up

I'm e

I don't know what sex I am

At least you know what street your on and you're getting some...

I don't.

**Dr Pepper** · August 20th, 2018, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

I see they left room for expansion.......

August 15th, 2018, 03:06 PM	#6563
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August 20th, 2018, 01:22 PM	#6565
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Are mail and email different sexes?