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September 8th, 2011, 11:17 AM | #2081 |
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Did you hear about the sneakiest man in the world?
He didn't tell his wife that he'd been for a vasectomy until after she became pregnant. |
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September 8th, 2011, 11:20 AM | #2082 |
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He prefers Grandma
Young Johnny went to his mother and asked to be excused.
'Wait a minute', said his mother. 'And I'll take you to the bathroom shortly.' 'But I want Grandma to take me', pleaded the lad. 'What's so special about Grandma?' asked his mother. 'Her hand shakes.' |
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September 8th, 2011, 02:55 PM | #2083 |
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Katie Price's skin is now so tanned, it looks the same colour as a hangover piss
What is the toughest part of a man's body? His cock, because it can stand up to any cnut. Here's a little tip if you find yourself in hospital for a few days. Masturbation while hooked up to a heart rate monitor scares the nurses a lot. The first day of nudist camp is the hardest. My girlfriend likes me to rub my unshaven chin all over her clit, as do the majority of her friends. Apparaently 9 out of 10 twats prefer whiskas. What do you call a lesbian couple? Beauty and the Beast! I wonder how old Jenna Jameson's twin sons will be when they realize they weren't the first two guys to be in their mom at the same time.
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September 8th, 2011, 04:28 PM | #2084 |
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I've never forgiven My parents for not buying me expensive roller blades -Cheapskates....
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September 8th, 2011, 05:02 PM | #2085 |
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Whats the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway |
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September 8th, 2011, 06:16 PM | #2086 |
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Jamie Oliver was aghast that a mouse was seen in His restaurant,He thought the rats had eaten Them all.
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September 8th, 2011, 06:20 PM | #2087 |
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Janet Street-Porter goes to a bar and asks the barman "Can I get a large aperitif?"
Barman says "I dont think thats possible" |
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September 8th, 2011, 07:53 PM | #2088 |
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Your honor, I respectully remind you that Muʿammar Al-Qaḏḏâfî promoted himself from mere lieutnant to colonel but never dared to go to general.
Besides, in any modern army he would have been a mere corporal... |
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September 8th, 2011, 08:04 PM | #2089 |
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I was walking down this road the other day and all the side streets off it had names like 4gb, 2gb, 256mb etc......
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September 9th, 2011, 12:43 AM | #2090 |
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He tied himself to a railroad track in an attempt of suicide. He died of starvation.
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