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March 14th, 2017, 03:56 PM | #12061 |
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My mate bought one of these new American sex robots.
Very lifelike. She dumped him.
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March 14th, 2017, 06:30 PM | #12062 |
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Who Pays The Checkers?
did not find this one here, sorry if duplicate:
Who Pays The Checkers? There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender. If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms? Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom, or the entity that owns the restroom? And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers? Or, do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked? How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers? What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors? Their Motto Will Be ...........??? "If You gotta pee - We gotta see!" Last edited by iufrenchman; March 14th, 2017 at 06:31 PM.. Reason: update title |
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March 14th, 2017, 07:04 PM | #12063 |
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It's great that corny jokes are available in various languages.
Here's one in Spanish. Uno. |
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March 14th, 2017, 07:08 PM | #12064 |
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Holmes said to Watson "Come on, let's go, the game is afoot".
Watson replies "I've just got to go to the bathroom first". After quite some time, Watson hasn't returned, so Holmes goes to the bathroom door and says "I've deduced you are constipated Watson". Watson retorts "Yeah, no shit Sherlock". |
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March 16th, 2017, 04:17 PM | #12065 |
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A man goes into a pet shop. He says: ‘I’d like to buy a wasp please.’ The shopkeeper says: ‘Sorry Sir, but we don’t sell wasps.’ Man says: ‘But you’ve got one in the window!!’
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March 17th, 2017, 06:37 PM | #12066 |
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Me mate Paddy got invited to a Klu Klux Klan fancy dress party,,,He,s going as Al Jolson,,,,
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March 17th, 2017, 08:38 PM | #12067 |
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Why didn't Handel go shopping?
Because he was Baroque. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
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March 17th, 2017, 11:38 PM | #12068 |
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So the mechanic said to me. "It's £100 to replace the seal in your car". Do I look stupid? I never kept an aquatic mammal in my car in the first place.
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March 18th, 2017, 01:14 PM | #12069 |
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...the mechanic said that I'd blown a seal. I told him to fix it and leave my private life out of it.
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March 18th, 2017, 04:39 PM | #12070 |
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"Of course, as an 18 year old, I spend a lot of my time on Facebook.
But are any of you friends with a surprise Facebook racist? Might be an old school friend or someone that you haven't seen for a while and than bursts out of nowhere with a racist Facebook post. I saw one of these things recently, it was an image of a Muslim woman in a burka, and written across it was: "IF A MUSLIM WOMAN IS ALLOWED TO WEAR A BURKA, THEN HOW COME I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR A BIG WHITE HOOD AND BURN A CROSS ON AN ETHNIC MINORITY'S FRONT LAWN? IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! IT'S ONE RULE FOR THE IMMIGRANTS AN ANOTHER FOR THE IMPERIAL GRAND WIZARDS! AND IF EXPRESSING THAT MAKES ME A RACIST IN THE EYES OF THE LIBERALS, THAN SO BE IT!" I thought; "Mate, that makes you a racist in the eyes of other racists." I was shocked, I didn't even know my grandma had Facebook! Jack Carroll
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