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September 14th, 2018, 11:12 AM | #11 |
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What if you were in a horror movie ?
Living in the USA I feel like I am living in a horror movie, and Donald Trump is the star of it.
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September 19th, 2018, 08:51 AM | #12 |
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I would be the old bloke who looks up, sees the terror ensuing and says "tut" under his breath while shaking his head.
I'd then say "It was worse under Thatcher" and return to calmly tending my garden, somehow remaining completely unscathed as the fireballs descend. |
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Hey , we were all horrifically thinking it
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I would either hide joyfully listening to all the death screams or maybe the one doing all the killing
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September 25th, 2018, 07:25 PM | #15 |
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Say my name three times infront of a mirror and I will be there.
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I'd be a weary old inn keeper in a Hammer style Transylvanian village inn warning a young man in period costume about looking for his missing girlfriend after dark. I'd probably say, "Don't you go up there young man, strange thing happen to decent ordinary folk. You've been warned!"
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