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**Mal Hombre** · April 25th, 2018, 05:45 PM

How do We know You haven't had a finger transplant ?

**Greenman** · April 25th, 2018, 06:02 PM

Hang on do they mean the penis fully extended or flaccid ?
Never heard of the expression"from mighty oaks do little acorns grow"?

**DTravel** · April 25th, 2018, 08:00 PM

I noticed today that spring is springing. All the bushes along the MickeyD drive-thru have flowers.

**Greenman** · April 25th, 2018, 08:02 PM

I noticed our tulips are blooming but the way the wind has come up they could be destroyed. Daffodils trying their best to open as well.

**Wendigo** · April 25th, 2018, 08:09 PM

Sorry to interrupt gardeners question time

Eurovision fans laugh at 'hilarious' list of items banned from the contest
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43898535

Now firearms, knives, explosives, drugs and a few other things I can understand but

WTF.... Ladders and trolleys are among the weirder items

**Greenman** · April 25th, 2018, 09:05 PM

Home Secretary Amber Rudd was given grilling by a select committee this afternoon but she won't resign.

Special relationship with the US? Wasn't only a few years ago that the French were persona non grata with Americans prompting even The Simpson's Homer Simpson to call them 'cheese-eating, surrender monkeys!" I doubt we will worry too much about whether Donald Trump comes here or not - he knows that many people here hate him and will probably demonstrate against him coming but sooner or later he will come here.

**otokonomidori** · April 25th, 2018, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

You have a special finger for a man's ring?

No but you'll wish your doctor had one if you ever get your prostate checked!

**bloke57** · April 26th, 2018, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by otokonomidori

No but you'll wish your doctor had one if you ever get your prostate checked!

I've had worse. Try having a camera and a pair of scissors up there!

**Mal Hombre** · April 26th, 2018, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by otokonomidori

No but you'll wish your doctor had one if you ever get your prostate checked!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

I've had worse. Try having a camera and a pair of scissors up there!

That sounds like one hell of a stag night..

**rupertramjet** · April 26th, 2018, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Home Secretary Amber Rudd was given grilling by a select committee this afternoon but she won't resign.

Why should she resign when the root cause of the policy has been shown to be caused by the Labour Government destroying the records, which has caused the problem in the first place?

There should be no debate, no argument, the Windrush generation should automatically be given full rights of citizenship, they have been here sixty years, and in the main have done nothing but work hard, build a life and contribute to our society. At least they are trying to sort out yet another Blair regime mess!

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Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,765 Thanks: 259,872 Thanked 1,139,215 Times in 113,886 Posts	Sorry to interrupt gardeners question time Eurovision fans laugh at 'hilarious' list of items banned from the contest http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43898535 Now firearms, knives, explosives, drugs and a few other things I can understand but WTF.... Ladders and trolleys are among the weirder items __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

April 25th, 2018, 09:05 PM	#33326
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,511 Times in 19,356 Posts	Home Secretary Amber Rudd was given grilling by a select committee this afternoon but she won't resign. Special relationship with the US? Wasn't only a few years ago that the French were persona non grata with Americans prompting even The Simpson's Homer Simpson to call them 'cheese-eating, surrender monkeys!" I doubt we will worry too much about whether Donald Trump comes here or not - he knows that many people here hate him and will probably demonstrate against him coming but sooner or later he will come here. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

April 25th, 2018, 06:02 PM	#33322
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,511 Times in 19,356 Posts	Hang on do they mean the penis fully extended or flaccid ? Never heard of the expression"from mighty oaks do little acorns grow"?

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