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Old July 22nd, 2016, 03:37 PM   #21
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I ain't gonna put my ass where my Missus puts her make up on, otherwise I'll be posting in this thread about my luck really running out Are you mad
You worried about getting makeup on your ass?
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Roger me senseless, I can post again. but still not in "Off-topic" thread.

Hmm, staying on topic is a problem, I need to know how long to keep my toothbrush?
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You worried about getting makeup on your ass?
No, I'm worried about having to take a dump outside permanently, in the cold and dark ... kind of escalates my problem and then what andw said also

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I need to know how long to keep my toothbrush?
I ain't sticking my ass where we brush our teeth
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You worried about getting makeup on your ass?
Nothing wrong with a little rouge on Your cheeks...
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I can post again.
Yeah yeah so you claim , yet where`s the proof

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but still not in "Off-topic" thread.

Well you`re in good company as most of us are off topic posters

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I need to know how long to keep my toothbrush?
About as long as a piece of string Mate
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I ain't sticking my ass where we brush our teeth ...
erm, where do you keep your toothbrush?

I've heard of house breakers sticking toothbrushes where the sun don't shine...note to self...get broken into, dispose all toothbrushes.
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No, I'm worried about having to take a dump outside permanently, in the cold and dark ... kind of escalates my problem
That's bad luck living in a cold, dark, country. Are you a Siberian?
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Australia and Siberia are quite similar,Extreme climate,Lots of empty space,Dangerous Wildlife -And They're both good places to send convicts..
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I want a one hundred thousand page essay on my splintered burning desk first thing, yesterday evening
It was but your dog ate it...ain't that rotten luck.
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erm, where do you keep your toothbrush?
Strangely, right next to the toothpaste
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