anal - for and against - Page 5

**dohupa** · January 27th, 2010, 01:07 PM

Anal?

You're sh*tting me!

Estreeter · January 27th, 2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dohupa

Anal?

You're sh*tting me!

Well I'm scared of it, so much so that i leave skidmarks on my boxers, then I'm too scared too leave the shorts in the washing basket for fear sniffers

Sorry, wrong thread

**dbailey** · January 27th, 2010, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonfedmonkey

Healthwise, it shouldn't be much of a problem (aside from the obvious danger of STDs.

Rule of thumb: once you stick a finger or anything else in your girl's bum, don't stick the same object into her vagina without washing up first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by candle

Tried it with two married & one fuck buddy, simply go for a dump before & use lots of vegetable oil.

What I really love is that romance is alive and well and thriving in the world.

Me, nope, never, not interested.........and I read that doing it too much can lead to RAD (reflex anal dilatation) and fecal incontinence..............and I wouldnt wish that on poor Mrs db......well not with her doing all the washing and ironing an all.

**palo5** · January 27th, 2010, 05:35 PM

I've only ever met two women who wanted anal sex, and both asked for it. The initiative did not come from me

The first I turned down, because I thought it a truly weird thing to do, about on a par with whipping. Later I discovered she wanted whipping too (I'm not making it up!) but I didn't do that either, because I simply couldn't reconcile it with the 'normal' love I felt for her

The second was a nymphomaniac, or something very close. I was married to her for a few years, more fool me. One evening, she said "fick mich in den Arsch", so I did. We'd never heard of 'lube', and at first I thought I'd never get in, but once I was in, I thought I'd never get out

I didn't enjoy it. It was too tight, and I was scared of hurting her, but she insisted. Anyway, I never did it again.... but I know she did!

**eelcat** · January 27th, 2010, 05:43 PM

So now you know what it's like to f*ck a guy up the arse I guess....

martin1964 · January 27th, 2010, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Well I'm scared of it, so much so that i leave skidmarks on my boxers, then I;m too scared too leave the shorts in the washing basket for fear sniffers

Sorry, wrong thread

Sir, you flatter yourself...

**palo5** · January 27th, 2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelcat

So now you know what it's like to f*ck a guy up the arse I guess....

Good god, NO!

Men are so unappealing that I don't even understand how women like them, let alone other men

buggeration · January 27th, 2010, 06:22 PM

Nowt wrong with an ocassional meander along the Marmite motorway, just be sure to use plenty of butter!!

Biorgium · January 28th, 2010, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

I didn't enjoy it. It was too tight

I didn't think such a thing was possible! I think if you stayed in long enough, it would've loosened up, especially if she was enjoying it. Unless she was deliberately clenching it that is...

**seany65** · January 28th, 2010, 01:15 AM

Anal? YUCK! It's no different to going outside and shoving your willy in a pile of dog turd. Has any ever done anal and had crap on your willy when you pulled it out?

January 27th, 2010, 01:07 PM	#41
dohupa Beer, porn and whatnot... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Athens Posts: 3,643 Thanks: 5,623 Thanked 73,139 Times in 3,245 Posts	Anal? *You're shtting me!** __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 27th, 2010, 06:22 PM	#48
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,510 Times in 277 Posts	Nowt wrong with an ocassional meander along the Marmite motorway, just be sure to use plenty of butter!! __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

January 28th, 2010, 01:15 AM	#50
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,652 Thanks: 80,476 Thanked 32,741 Times in 3,528 Posts	Anal? YUCK! It's no different to going outside and shoving your willy in a pile of dog turd. Has any ever done anal and had crap on your willy when you pulled it out? __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

January 27th, 2010, 05:35 PM	#44
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	I've only ever met two women who wanted anal sex, and both asked for it. The initiative did not come from me The first I turned down, because I thought it a truly weird thing to do, about on a par with whipping. Later I discovered she wanted whipping too (I'm not making it up!) but I didn't do that either, because I simply couldn't reconcile it with the 'normal' love I felt for her The second was a nymphomaniac, or something very close. I was married to her for a few years, more fool me. One evening, she said "fick mich in den Arsch", so I did. We'd never heard of 'lube', and at first I thought I'd never get in, but once I was in, I thought I'd never get out I didn't enjoy it. It was too tight, and I was scared of hurting her, but she insisted. Anyway, I never did it again.... but I know she did!

January 27th, 2010, 05:43 PM	#45
eelcat Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 660 Thanks: 2,389 Thanked 6,300 Times in 648 Posts	So now you know what it's like to f*ck a guy up the arse I guess....