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February 11th, 2010, 11:20 PM | #11 |
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Well, it's like this. I was at a big club in London, and before you know it I'm accosted by three page three (lookalikes). Unable to resist my natural charms they obviously invite me to their place where in the course of the night and following morning wood as permanent as a Venetian plinth has induced ecstasy and fainting in equal measure. Just as I feel the need for some caffeine jump-leads, I wake up ......
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February 12th, 2010, 12:03 AM | #12 |
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You can have sex with more than one person at a time????
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February 12th, 2010, 02:27 AM | #13 |
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Apparently so, You can even throw in a blow up doll for good measure
I won't forget my 1st GF, umm, from behind it was, and there was a pizza box on the floor beside me, so i carefully reached down, grabbed a slice and kept going for it, not one crumb landed on her, my stomach was so proud of me
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December 25th, 2010, 04:08 AM | #14 |
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Think my best performance is going to be in seven or eight hours time when people start calling me up asking if i liked their presents
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June 15th, 2012, 02:52 PM | #15 |
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It was the Best. Sex. Ever.
I find it rather odd that VEF has a full scale active thread dedicated to the “Best Wanking Experience”, but not the best sex experience. And if you’re old enough to remember vintage erotica, doubtlessly you’ve had a few memorable shags over the years. So step into the spotlight and brag about why it was the “Best. Sex. Ever.”, but please spare us the heavy breathing purple prose of your average “Penthouse Forum” letter. And if you’ve got more than one “Best. Sex. Ever.”, feel free to share them all. I’ll go first:
I once dated a lass in her 30’s who was still very much the athlete. She used to engage in competitive swimming and running events, and while not petite, was very much lithe, firm, toned, and did not weigh all that much, which figures into our tale. She was raven-haired, with a slight sprinkle of freckles across her cheeks and large dark areolas. She was also very horny. We’d met at a party, so whilst on our first date she comes back from the powder room, sits next to me at the bar, runs her tongue around my ear and asks “Do you think it’s true what they say about older women?’ My reaction? “Bartender? Check please.” Now we are back at my place, standing naked in the bedroom, and things are getting extra hot. For reasons I can’t explain, I grabbed her bum cheeks and picked her up. She in turn threw her arms around my neck and locked her legs around my waist. I worked my hands from her bum cheeks inward to her pussy lips, parted her, and slipped my rod right in. Fuckin’ standing up. Her wrapped around me suspended only by my member. Unbelievable. I felt like Superman shagging Lois Lane. Luckily, the bed was nearby, because when I came my knees completely gave out and we fell backward in a heap onto the bed. It was the Best. Sex. Ever.
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November 26th, 2012, 05:41 AM | #16 |
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Most bodies in bed? 3, many times (with one married couple off and on for a year and a half, and two other couples twice each), 4 once (that same married couple and another woman). Best performance then? Twice I managed five times in one night, once was the first threesome with the married couple, the other was during the foursome. But I was younger then and had saved up both times.
Most with one other person? Again, once five times. She of course lost count. By myself? I managed 8 times in one 24-hour period just to see what I could do. I think I was 15. The last time was almost unpleasant, and my dick hurt for two days afterwards. |
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December 8th, 2012, 03:45 AM | #17 |
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Best personal performance - one night in October 1992. Alas, only the one female. (Bucket list is to have two, or more - porno rockstar style - maybe I'll do it checking out big style in a Nic Cage-Leaving Las Vegas-kind-of-a-way!).
I had been conscientiously working on developing Tao of Sex (ejaculation control) and this was the first time I got to really test it. Managed 4 complete hours without spilling seed and no loss of wood, all without the aid of stimulants. It was not a planned goal - it just happened that way. Having one of the most gorgeous women that I'd ever been with no doubt was a boost in this regard. Never bested that time - came close a few times beating the 3 hour mark, and 1 or even 2 hours is still never a problem, but as I grow older I doubt I will get to beat that personal record. |
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December 8th, 2012, 10:32 AM | #18 |
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If reaction is anything to go by, my wife once dug her fingernails into my back hard enough to draw blood. The loud JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST! I uttered in response was not a reflection of my own sexual arousal.
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December 9th, 2012, 07:44 AM | #19 |
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Well, boasting about my sexual prowess and picadillos is quite unseemly I must say.
But yeah, I was pretty awesome. Of course, nowadays things have gone a bit south, unfortunately. I brought it up at my doctor's office, so he put me on testosterone. He promised to make me perform like never before. So I told him, "yeah, well I don't want to get on the sexual predator list or something".. He replied.."oh no, you're going to get a community service award".... True story, actually.... |
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October 17th, 2014, 04:23 AM | #20 |
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My best performances--definitely taking a bow!
In terms of numbers, when I was in my 20's I was known for my stamina and stiff dick. I often managed two blowjobs or 69's and 5 or 6 vaginal cums on a good night, with a partner I liked fucking. Now, nearing 62, I need Viagara to get more than one cum off, but with it, can manage a few more. panache
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