When you're sorting out the washing... - Page 2

charliedog · January 20th, 2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by martin1964

sniff the gusset

I'm going to use this phrase all day

MaxJoker · January 20th, 2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by charliedog

I'm going to use this phrase all day

As long as you make sure that`s all you use , because don`t be like martin1964

**otokonomidori** · January 20th, 2010, 04:57 PM

Great thread - we need more like this instead of crap about the economy and global warming.

martin1964 · January 21st, 2010, 07:47 PM

Nothing beats the musky smell of a woman's most intimate parts... always gets the gastric juices flowing!

**kiwi** · January 21st, 2010, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by martin1964

Nothing beats the musky smell of a woman's most intimate parts... always gets the gastric juices flowing!

martin1964, do ye just hold them in your hand & sniff them?

or

do you put them over your head and sniff them that way?

**eelcat** · January 21st, 2010, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by martin1964

Nothing beats the musky smell of a woman's most intimate parts... always gets the gastric juices flowing!

I get enough fish smell making my salmon sandwiches for work. I'll tell you after draining the can of the oil it smells like you've had your whole fist up there

Gastric juices I think are in the stomach...so when you get a whiff of your wife's undercrackers you get the urge to vomit?

**scoundrel** · January 21st, 2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by martin1964

Nothing beats the musky smell of a woman's most intimate parts... always gets the gastric juices flowing!

Martin, I find your lack of taste...disturbing.

**eelcat** · January 21st, 2010, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Martin, I find your lack of taste...disturbing.

But please don't stop posting your disturbing threads. Disturbing but entertaining

**spitalhouse** · January 21st, 2010, 09:31 PM

I get my Butler to sniff them on my behalf then describe the aroma to me whilst he wanks me off.

Regards.

charliedog · January 21st, 2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by martin1964

sniff the gusset

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Originally Posted by charliedog

I'm going to use this phrase all day

so I used this glorious/awful phrase for the last day and not a single person knew WTF I was talking about.

When a friend told me about rear-ending a car in traffic, I told him he 'really sniffed the gusset' on that one.

My dog was sniffing around a chair looking for his toy. I told my gf that my dog was sniffing the gusset, looking for a toy, and she had no idea what I was referring to.

Last night I was at a bar with a friend. This very attractive girl was sitting at the bar on a bar stool. When she got up and left, I dared my friend to sniff the gusset...meaning to smell the cushion...which he did and then proceeded to describe her last meal in incredibly vivid detail.

All in all, I had a wonderful time with my new phrase although it seems to be totally lost from American culture.

My next phrase: don't bust a gusset

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gusset

January 21st, 2010, 09:31 PM	#19
spitalhouse Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Past caring Posts: 768 Thanks: 2,080 Thanked 12,554 Times in 747 Posts	I get my Butler to sniff them on my behalf then describe the aroma to me whilst he wanks me off. Regards. __________________ Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. (Einstein)

January 20th, 2010, 04:57 PM	#13
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	Great thread - we need more like this instead of crap about the economy and global warming.

January 21st, 2010, 07:47 PM	#14
martin1964 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 173 Thanks: 116 Thanked 6,363 Times in 168 Posts	Nothing beats the musky smell of a woman's most intimate parts... always gets the gastric juices flowing!