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January 4th, 2018, 12:05 PM	#1971
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,170 Thanks: 300,228 Thanked 336,457 Times in 14,214 Posts	tygrkhat40 is a Giant: he 's so tall that he has to call 911 when he wants to get out of his house, which never happens cause his fingers are too large to dial the tiny numbers of his phone

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January 4th, 2018, 12:09 PM	#1972
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,170 Thanks: 300,228 Thanked 336,457 Times in 14,214 Posts	Estreeter's horoscope for 2018 reads as follows: "beware of close encounters with Uranus which could potentially be harmful to your health"

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January 4th, 2018, 12:12 PM	#1973
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mr. Estreeter's scenes from "Diamonds are forever" were edited out due to Estreeter campy attitude. Last edited by ball7; January 4th, 2018 at 03:42 PM..

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January 4th, 2018, 12:31 PM	#1974
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	ball7 works in the pest control. He doesn't kill pests with the poison, he kills them with his stinking legs. Just need to walk around in the house, barefoot...

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January 4th, 2018, 01:05 PM	#1975
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	trailmaster does not use toilet paper, he uses coarse sandpaper well actually, palo5 uses it on him __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 4th, 2018, 01:20 PM

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well actually, palo5 uses it on him

Ouch

It's a good thing Dr. Estreeter is there afterwards to lubricate the aching area

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January 4th, 2018, 02:20 PM	#1978
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Don't ask me why because he don't even know why but kelio eats spaghetti by sucking it up a straw __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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tygrkhat40 is hosting a barbecue this weekend to cheer on the Bills. Guests are asked to bring plenty of booze.

How fast can you eat? It's gonna be 0F (

) this Sunday, so bundle up so be ready for hot dog ice pops and iced burger sandwiches.

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tygrkhat40 is a Giant: he 's so tall that he has to call 911 when he wants to get out of his house, which never happens cause his fingers are too large to dial the tiny numbers of his phone

That's me. World's tallest midget.

Brian249x came up with the idea for the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" doll. Unfortunately, he blew all the money he made on it on Beanie Babies.

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"Tickle-Me-Elmo"

That reminds me, Cabbage Patch Dolls were modelled on jokerman

Don't tell anyone that.

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