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February 18th, 2018, 03:34 PM | #381 |
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The fucking neighbors do not water their flowers according to the rules.
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February 21st, 2018, 10:55 PM | #382 |
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the ice cream truck plays Helter Skelter.
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April 17th, 2018, 10:18 PM | #383 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
...Every Christmas Eve they light the Christmas Tree in the public square...with a flamethrower.
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April 17th, 2018, 11:32 PM | #384 |
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the school patrols are replaced with the National Guard
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
....the high school newspaper has an obituaries section.
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June 17th, 2018, 09:42 PM | #386 |
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that women wear riot gear on dates.
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June 18th, 2018, 07:10 AM | #387 |
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The dogs walk around in pairs...
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June 18th, 2018, 05:35 PM | #388 |
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the newpaper boys has their own bodyguards
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August 10th, 2020, 01:59 PM | #389 |
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That COVID19 dares not enter
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