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February 4th, 2019, 12:09 PM | #1591 |
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What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
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February 4th, 2019, 04:14 PM | #1592 |
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February 7th, 2019, 05:44 PM | #1593 |
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First school rugby match was a lot like my first time having sex ,
Was bloodied and sore at the end, But at least dad came.
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February 8th, 2019, 04:09 PM | #1594 |
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February 11th, 2019, 03:51 PM | #1595 |
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How do you keep the neighbourhood kids from playing in front of your house ? ,
Molest at least one of them.
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February 12th, 2019, 04:41 PM | #1596 |
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What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face ? ,
Finding out it was traced.
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February 16th, 2019, 04:27 PM | #1597 |
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How do Chinese parents name children ? ,
Toss their baby down the stairs and make a note of whatever sounds it makes . What's the difference between the Chinese and racism ? , Racism has many different faces.
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February 16th, 2019, 04:38 PM | #1598 |
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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for christmas?
Cancer
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Neil Warnock is in Argentina for Emiliano Sala’s funeral. Let’s hope Sala’s agent didn’t arrange Warnock’s flight home.
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