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November 20th, 2018, 06:50 AM | #4301 |
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ball7 took advantage of the Black Friday special offers and purchased a plastic coffin for his cat
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November 21st, 2018, 01:45 PM | #4302 |
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palo5 being the most decorated World War 2 soldier in the Russian army was asked by his superiors what he wanted to do now that he is getting older. Did he want to stay in the army or return to civilian life? palo5 being the most famous Russian infantryman could have his pick of any of the best , easiest and most profitable jobs left in the Russian military. palo5 said he wanted to work for PBCH which is Russian for The Strategic Missile Troops. It's the Russian equivalent of NORAD in the U.S. Here he sits next to several computers and radar screens which show all the missile silos in every other nation of the world and all the attack nuclear subs from other countries. All of the other countries have little numbers on the radar screens. palo5 spends his long day watching the radar screens to see if any enemy missiles have been launched from their silos or subs. If war seems imminent he will get word from his superiors and a red envelope. In this envelope is a number which is represented on the radar screen. He would then use his computer to launch from a ground missile silo a ballistic nuclear missile which would strike the target number on his radar screen, or it might be a missile blasted from a Russian nuclear missile submarine. It might seem exciting, but it's just another regular day for palo5 the "watcher" of the skies with his finger on a button that could destroy the world!
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November 21st, 2018, 03:45 PM | #4303 |
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Trailmaster steals icecreams from little kids
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November 21st, 2018, 06:17 PM | #4304 |
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Mal Hombre is hired out each year as Father Christmas but must provide his own beard!
palo 5 was arrested for once running into the Kremlin and shouting "Is Lenin?" chromax's favourite hat is a fez which he nicked from a waiter in Morocco. MaxJoker was a stunt double for Teddy Ruxpin. Glen Quagmire is really Homer Simpson in disguise DOH! Brian249x or x942 after 6pm. Trailmaster tried to raise money for his own Thanksgiving Dinner and called his campaign Thanks For Giving-all monies raised went to the turkey whom President Trump pardoned.
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November 23rd, 2018, 08:15 AM | #4305 |
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Took a lie detector test and sat there sweating like a pig when asked if he ever had a gay thought refused to answer
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November 23rd, 2018, 02:11 PM | #4306 |
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Teacher: Easy writing question for you: what comes at the end of a sentence?
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November 25th, 2018, 05:29 PM | #4307 |
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I miss ball7's lies in this thread. He's the greatest liar in the world. Once I asked him what his real name was. Arnold Schwarzenegger, he answered.
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November 26th, 2018, 12:31 PM | #4308 |
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Estreeter has been sued by his secretary 'cause he used to hum "everybody's got a hungry ass" instead of "heart" in her ears
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November 28th, 2018, 05:14 PM | #4309 |
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Trailmaster is a scientologist. You wouldn't believe how many people he annoys trying to get them to join his cult
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November 28th, 2018, 05:25 PM | #4310 |
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MaxJoker was investigated. It turns out he's Vietnamese, and his real name is Min Laaf
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