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Old March 27th, 2016, 11:01 PM   #251
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Snakes (if that is the same as Shoots)

Pepperoni or Sausage pizza?
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Sausage.

BBQ beef sandwich or cheeseburger?
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BBQ, as long as there is deep-fried corn on the cob on the side. Trust me, it's fabulous.

Thai or Chinese? Food, that is.
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Old March 28th, 2016, 09:30 AM   #254
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Chinese
Mountain Break or Seaside Holiday/Vacation ?
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Seaside.

Egg rolls or enchiladas?
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Enchiladas, one chicken, one beef please.

ESB or IPA?
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India Pale Ale ... ya

National Rifle Association OR Jelly of the Month Club ?
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You'll take My Strawberry Jelly From My Cold Dead Hand...
Charlton Heston or Burt Lancaster ?
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Burt Lancaster
He did many of his own stunts early in his career ... unlike the wusses of today

Salty

Jean Lafitte or Edward Thatch, better known as Blackbeard ?
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Arrgh! Blackbeard..

George Washington or Abraham Lincoln ?
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