The Corrupt A Song Game - Page 4

singleboned · February 4th, 2013, 01:19 AM

Stories "Brother Louie" = Mother Louie

He was born in the night
That mother Louie shot bobcats and rye
Never gave an inch of a two-cents spent
Louie Louie
Your goin' screwy

Louie Louie
Louie Louie

Louie Louie
Louie Lou-why

Louie Louie
Louie Louie

Louie Louie
Your gonna fry

**HugoHackenbush** · February 6th, 2013, 07:04 PM

Sweet Home Alabama = Sweet Ho's From Alabama

Sweet ho's from Alabama
Where's those guys that you blew
Sweet ho's from Alabama
Lord I'm cummin' all over you

**Mal Hombre** · February 22nd, 2013, 02:05 PM

In the imterests of annoying Chubby Checker still further...

Come on everybody lube your hands
Now you're looking good
I'm gonna stroke my dong and you won't take long
We gotta do the fist and it goes like this

Come on let's fist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's fist again like we did last year
Do you remember when you were really cummin'
Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here

Yeah in 'n out 'n up 'n down we go again
Oh baby make me come, you suck me so damn well again
Come on let's fist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here

Come on let's fist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's fist again like we did last year
Do you remember when you were really cummin'
Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here

Yeah in 'n out 'n up 'n down we go again
Oh baby make me come, you suck me so well and then
Come on let's fist again like we did last summer
Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here

**HugoHackenbush** · March 7th, 2013, 02:00 PM

"Always and Forever"

This song gets played at a lot of weddings. So here's my slightly altered version, from the Groom's point of view...

Always and forever?
My freedom is through
So if I'm done chasing tail
Then I'd better get screwed, so

Every day, I'd better get licked, blown and laid
Take my hard ons' spray, with a smile...

**HugoHackenbush** · March 10th, 2013, 06:12 PM

Lyin' Eyes = Thunder Thighs

A girl can get real hungry in the evening
Some comfort food that she can just chow down
He knows where she's going as she leaving
She's heading for the eatin' side of town

You can't hide, those thunder thighs
Those sweat pants just can't disguise
That your ass is 'bout two miles wide
There ain't no way to hide those thunder thighs

**Mal Hombre** · May 29th, 2013, 07:59 PM

"These Foolish Things"
"That old french letter with a Dunlop patch on,
A stand so hard You could strike a match on,
And when My Weewee stings,These foolish things,
Remind Me of You"

**HugoHackenbush** · September 13th, 2013, 02:45 PM

Last check-up, the Doctor went off on me about my high blood pressure, and told me to lose 20 pounds. So, on a diet I go, and in the pain and delirium of food cravings, I came up with this…

From the movie “Grease”

“Summer Nights” = “Summer Diet”

Summer diet, went on a fast
Summer diet, wish it was past
Lots of veggies and herbal green tea
“Cause it’s important, to make you go pee
Problem is, had to nail shut the fridge
When I went on my summer diet
Hubba, hubba, hubba whoosh
Tell me more, tell me more
I dream of pizza each night
Tell me more, tell me more
And six beers would be nice
Uh huh, Uh, Huh, Uh huh, Uh huh…

(And then I had to go eat another salad)

**Niblets** · February 22nd, 2014, 04:20 PM

Wow

Glad to see that I'm not as insane as some of my friends would assume

Judging by this thread,I now know that I'm not alone in regards to changing song lyrics around

So here's 1 I haven't been able to finish:
To Elvis's "Suspicious Minds"

Caught in your snatch,
I can't pull out,
Because I gloved you too much bay-by.

Why can't you see,
That you're screwing with me...

Have a few more and other versions to 1 or 2 already posted.

**Niblets** · February 22nd, 2014, 04:30 PM

To The Beatles "Hey Jude"

Hey dude,
Try out some lube,
Take a dry cnut,
And make it wett-er-er-er,
The minute,
You rub it into her slit,
Then you should fi-i-it,
She'll be much wetter.

And anytime you feel the chafe,
Hey dude,use lube,
The tube that you need,
Is at your drugstore...

Another 1 not finished

**Niblets** · March 6th, 2014, 08:35 PM

To Peggy Lee's "You Give Me Fever"
Replace every "Fever" with "Beaver."

Example
Here's the chorus:
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night

To:
You give me beaver
When you kiss me
Beaver when you hold me tight
Beaver
In the mornin'
Beaver all through the night

February 6th, 2013, 07:04 PM	#32
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,695 Times in 14,187 Posts	Lynyrd Skynyd Sweet Home Alabama = Sweet Ho's From Alabama Sweet ho's from Alabama Where's those guys that you blew Sweet ho's from Alabama Lord I'm cummin' all over you __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

February 22nd, 2013, 02:05 PM	#33
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,886 Times in 57,575 Posts	In the imterests of annoying Chubby Checker still further... Come on everybody lube your hands Now you're looking good I'm gonna stroke my dong and you won't take long We gotta do the fist and it goes like this Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again like we did last year Do you remember when you were really cummin' Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here Yeah in 'n out 'n up 'n down we go again Oh baby make me come, you suck me so damn well again Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again like we did last year Do you remember when you were really cummin' Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here Yeah in 'n out 'n up 'n down we go again Oh baby make me come, you suck me so well and then Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 7th, 2013, 02:00 PM	#34
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,695 Times in 14,187 Posts	Heatwave/ Luther Vandross "Always and Forever" This song gets played at a lot of weddings. So here's my slightly altered version, from the Groom's point of view... Always and forever? My freedom is through So if I'm done chasing tail Then I'd better get screwed, so Every day, I'd better get licked, blown and laid Take my hard ons' spray, with a smile... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; August 4th, 2018 at 01:20 PM..

March 10th, 2013, 06:12 PM	#35
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,695 Times in 14,187 Posts	The Eagles Lyin' Eyes = Thunder Thighs A girl can get real hungry in the evening Some comfort food that she can just chow down He knows where she's going as she leaving She's heading for the eatin' side of town You can't hide, those thunder thighs Those sweat pants just can't disguise That your ass is 'bout two miles wide There ain't no way to hide those thunder thighs __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

May 29th, 2013, 07:59 PM	#36
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,886 Times in 57,575 Posts	"These Foolish Things" "That old french letter with a Dunlop patch on, A stand so hard You could strike a match on, And when My Weewee stings,These foolish things, Remind Me of You" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 4th, 2013, 01:19 AM	#31
singleboned Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 27 Thanks: 18 Thanked 188 Times in 22 Posts	Stories "Brother Louie" = Mother Louie He was born in the night That mother Louie shot bobcats and rye Never gave an inch of a two-cents spent Louie Louie Your goin' screwy Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Lou-why Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Your gonna fry

September 13th, 2013, 02:45 PM	#37
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,695 Times in 14,187 Posts	Last check-up, the Doctor went off on me about my high blood pressure, and told me to lose 20 pounds. So, on a diet I go, and in the pain and delirium of food cravings, I came up with this… From the movie “Grease” “Summer Nights” = “Summer Diet” Summer diet, went on a fast Summer diet, wish it was past Lots of veggies and herbal green tea “Cause it’s important, to make you go pee Problem is, had to nail shut the fridge When I went on my summer diet Hubba, hubba, hubba whoosh Tell me more, tell me more I dream of pizza each night Tell me more, tell me more And six beers would be nice Uh huh, Uh, Huh, Uh huh, Uh huh… (And then I had to go eat another salad) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; September 14th, 2013 at 03:00 AM..

February 22nd, 2014, 04:20 PM	#38
Niblets Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,173 Thanks: 5,211 Thanked 24,740 Times in 2,091 Posts	Wow Glad to see that I'm not as insane as some of my friends would assume Judging by this thread,I now know that I'm not alone in regards to changing song lyrics around So here's 1 I haven't been able to finish: To Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" Caught in your snatch, I can't pull out, Because I gloved you too much bay-by. Why can't you see, That you're screwing with me... Have a few more and other versions to 1 or 2 already posted.

February 22nd, 2014, 04:30 PM	#39
Niblets Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,173 Thanks: 5,211 Thanked 24,740 Times in 2,091 Posts	To The Beatles "Hey Jude" Hey dude, Try out some lube, Take a dry cnut, And make it wett-er-er-er, The minute, You rub it into her slit, Then you should fi-i-it, She'll be much wetter. And anytime you feel the chafe, Hey dude,use lube, The tube that you need, Is at your drugstore... Another 1 not finished

March 6th, 2014, 08:35 PM	#40
Niblets Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,173 Thanks: 5,211 Thanked 24,740 Times in 2,091 Posts	To Peggy Lee's "You Give Me Fever" Replace every "Fever" with "Beaver." Example Here's the chorus: You give me fever When you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever In the mornin' Fever all through the night To: You give me beaver When you kiss me Beaver when you hold me tight Beaver In the mornin' Beaver all through the night